@whatsonatcampie@campiecommunity Do we have any idea when these can be collected? Got a very excited soon-to -be-P7 desperate to get her hands on hers…
Suns oot. Kids are leaving me alone. Oot the back with some cold ones. Power tool next door springs into life of course. Jet washing his conservatory. Sakes. I’ve got the perfect tool for that monstrosity right here in my shed James - a mash hammer.
Is there a more mysterious, rewarding yet frustrating fruit purchase than a bag or Mandarines/Satsumas/Oranges? First you get an absolute beauty, sweet, succulent and mouth watering. So you have another and it’s a dry, sour, foul husk. Hamza useless must resign. #SNP
Just saw two drake mallards kicking FUCK out of each other with a female nearby - disinterested. Whilst the fracas continued another male arrived and waddled off with the girl. Moral? Be a lover not a fighter.
@estellecostanza@canongatebooks Been off this shithole of website for a while but came back on, because last night I finished O Brother. Absolutely beautiful, harrowing, gut wrenching and at the same time life affirming. Thanks Niv. Stick in.
Just back from a long twitter/X hiatus to tell all you losers - I have today cut the grass. I am dialled in, 💯 % focused and ready to get it done. Eat that Monty Don. Yeah baby!!! Woo. #gardening#heavyhitting#gains#lawncare
@Simon_Howie got this wee beauty as treat for me and the kids. One end not clipped and as a result a bit crusty and dried out. Not the usual amazing standard I’d expect from your products. I mean I ate the other end but the bairns would not touch any of it. Sad times.
Current Vibe: singing along to Rick Astley and @BlossomsBand singing The Smiths drinking scrumpy and eating spicy AF peanuts with a spoon. Absolutely 👌