Ed’s Smooth Top Lip #MD ANT

Normal man. Likes music,birding,books and bikes, cider and Hibs. Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure. #MDANT

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@whatsonatcampie @campiecommunity Do we have any idea when these can be collected? Got a very excited soon-to -be-P7 desperate to get her hands on hers…

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@R0Poem An absolutely fascinating hypothetical we really ought to try one of these days. We really should.

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Sounds EXACTLY like Will Briefcase Wanker from
the inbetweeners. But much much more of a cunt, if that’s even possible .

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Tense.

Do watch in full

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@Weezus07 Suck it And See was the last CD I had on in my auld van. Easily 9 months on constant loop. Perfection.

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@Beigerevenge Lulu - my cannot ABIDE her

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No one :

Germany in 1936:

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Suns oot. Kids are leaving me alone. Oot the back with some cold ones. Power tool next door springs into life of course. Jet washing his conservatory. Sakes. I’ve got the perfect tool for that monstrosity right here in my shed James - a mash hammer.

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@jmcloughlin You are only 27 so plenty time left for more. Very well done though, cracking start to a Friday!!

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Anyone remember this paper? Just spied it sitting on top of neighbours recycling. From July 1983. Bit tardy if you ask me…

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Is there a more mysterious, rewarding yet frustrating fruit purchase than a bag or Mandarines/Satsumas/Oranges? First you get an absolute beauty, sweet, succulent and mouth watering. So you have another and it’s a dry, sour, foul husk. Hamza useless must resign. #SNP

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Just saw two drake mallards kicking FUCK out of each other with a female nearby - disinterested. Whilst the fracas continued another male arrived and waddled off with the girl. Moral? Be a lover not a fighter.

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@estellecostanza @canongatebooks Been off this shithole of website for a while but came back on, because last night I finished O Brother. Absolutely beautiful, harrowing, gut wrenching and at the same time life affirming. Thanks Niv. Stick in.

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Just back from a long twitter/X hiatus to tell all you losers - I have today cut the grass. I am dialled in, 💯 % focused and ready to get it done. Eat that Monty Don. Yeah baby!!! Woo. #gardening #heavyhitting #gains #lawncare

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@Simon_Howie got this wee beauty as treat for me and the kids. One end not clipped and as a result a bit crusty and dried out. Not the usual amazing standard I’d expect from your products. I mean I ate the other end but the bairns would not touch any of it. Sad times.

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I wish I had half the commitment to stuff as over 60 year olds drivers have to second gear.

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And he’s now sounding like Herbert The pervert from Family Guy

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Just realised that Axel Rose is now the spitting image of that Daily Mail FUD Andrew Pierce from morning telly #GunsNRoses

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Spoon for spice dust/finger avoidance in case anyone was wondering

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Current Vibe: singing along to Rick Astley and @BlossomsBand singing The Smiths drinking scrumpy and eating spicy AF peanuts with a spoon. Absolutely 👌