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Freelance. Creative. Strategist. Copywriter. Marketer. Philosopher. DJ. IDGAF+ *life without running, music & gin is an error*

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Just so you know, if you accidentally print your Twitter feed it is 63 pages of rubbish.

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@BronyW Yes! Love to hear this ❤️

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@nokie555 They are my favourite in a pasta 😍

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Chilling on the couch with 2 hot water bottles (dogs) and ready for the cold!

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@BronyW That is EXACTLY why my money is there. 😂

Love a little conspiracy theory!

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Today was honestly full of win 🏆 I've still got a to-do list as long as my arm, but hey... tomorrow!

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Chat GPT told me that I thrive on strategic pettiness and I've never felt so seen 😂

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@BronyW Sending you love Bron. I hope you feel better soon.

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[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

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@amukelani_02 Woolworths or Milady's. Also buy them a size or two bigger.

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Spinning bike was delivered today. Hoping to keep my fitness up while I can't run as much with my dodgy achilles. Super excited to get it set up this weekend 🙌

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@LadySayFuckALot Exactly. Even if it's not for an emergency, it helps for delayed flights, lost or stolen luggage etc.

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OMW. I need a holiday

Thought I had lost my nose ring... I was looking at the wrong nostril guys 😂

[Tim Noakes @ProfTimNoakes]

The usual difference between men and women in athletic events from sprints to ultra-distance races is usually 10-12%. Today's performance of @gerdarun is 9.1% slower than that of George Kusche, who himself ran the best Comrades-up run of all time.
So Gerda's performance is one of the great running performances of all time at any running distance.
South Africans 🇿🇦 love @gerdarun but perhaps don't appreciate that her performances need to be considered in a more global running context, not just in terms of her performance as an ultramarathon runner.

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@sne_mbambo This is amazing!!!

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I need my achilles to fully heal now, Im so motivated to get back on my training schedule and running bullshit now 🤩

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@Fokof__ Yes. There are Picnic tables along the way. Gels, banana, sandwiches, sweets, potatoes. You have to eat to keep going that long.

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Everyone I was tracking for Comrades is in, minus the 1 who didn't start. Wow, I know cool people 💯🏆🔥

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@ZikhonaTshona @runwithcuan @SABC_Sport @ComradesRace The sound is also a mess on the interviews. They need to pay for OB vans and crew and stick to hosting.