Me to my roommate (a man):
The dog is in heat so keep an eye on her so her diaper stays on
Roommate: bet I had female dogs all my life, I got this
Roommate less than 5 minutes later: if I let her outside do I need to take the diaper off??
Girl… yes😭
I was dog sitting for one of our clients yesterday while my mom took her to a hair appointment. They got back and she asked what my charge rate was and I said $30 an hour. My sister yelled out “30 dollars an hour just to CHILL?!?” Girl be quiet, you’re gonna mess up my paper😭
How do I stop my heart from breaking for moving on with my life knowing you aren’t here? I know I should be happy and I’m trying to be but you were supposed to be here with me. It was supposed to be us, brother.