Shaq: what he do chuck
Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle
Earnie: a what?
Kenny: a pickle
Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck
Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man
Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck
0.03% of unmarried men age 25-35 are 6’ or above, earn 100,000+ per year, and are not considered obese (in the US)
That’s 49,493 of 164,977,341 American men
This is what many women see as the “bare minimum” when looking for a partner
That standard is delusional at BEST
I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.
1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.
2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.
3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.
4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.
5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.
6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.
7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.
The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.