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it will come back | 🏹 | mtsu ‘26

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[+ @oliviersaidhi]

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[♰ @reeceollld]

if im eavesdropping on your convo & i hear sum funny im gonna laugh with yall idc.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Adulthood hits hard

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please

Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now

Me: omg who 😳

Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

me to every cybertruck i see on the road

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

Get used to vomiting and shitting yourself to death I guess

[Mr. lindsay lohan daddy @TheBeezeKnees]

Look at this perfect angel hero baby 🥹