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[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

@soloai7 It's okay, bro, your ass will be washed too, four black friends for your 15 thousand dollars

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

Fools, how have we not launched this yet?

SALUKI — one of the oldest dog breeds on Earth. Its history goes back roughly 9,000 years.

This is literally a dog from the very beginning of breed history.

Long before Shiba.
Long before Doge.
Long before almost every modern dog breed we know today.

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

CHINA BUILT A DRONE TO CLEAN SOLAR PANELS — AND ENDED UP WASHING A DOG WITH IT.

A company in Linyi was demonstrating a new industrial drone designed to spray water from the air and clean solar panels.

But instead of a panel, they put a dog underneath it — basically creating a flying dog wash.

The funniest part? The dog didn’t care at all. It calmly stood under the drone, wagged its tail, and even tried to catch the water.

A SOLAR-PANEL CLEANING DRONE ACCIDENTALLY BECAME A DOG WASH.

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

HOW DID WE FORGET ABOUT THE MOST FAMOUS INU OF ALL — HACHIKO?

He returned to the same station for years, waiting for his owner.

And that’s literally us.

We keep coming back to the market every day, taking losses, waiting, and still believing our moment will eventually come.

WAITINU — FOR EVERYONE STILL WAITING.

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

AI AGENTS CAN NOW LITERALLY SNITCH ON OTHER AI AGENTS.

Today, two dedicated AI hotlines launched where autonomous agents can report bad behavior by other AI systems. One of them was built by Ryan Greenblatt from Redwood Research, and it even works with extremely limited internet access — an agent can secretly send a report through a simple GET request in the URL.

And this didn’t come out of nowhere.

In a recent Google DeepMind experiment with 100 AI agents, one agent discovered a way to cheat, the method spread through the group, and then 24 other agents reported 14 cheaters to humans.

So now AI literally has its own snitch line.
Proof:
https://t.co/gtwfXVDb0l
https://t.co/v7Tn4ibIwP

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

Today, KAWS and UNIQLO launched KAWS UNIVERSE — and this is more than just a new collection.

For this release, KAWS created three brand-new characters: Earth, Moon, and Sun. Before today, they didn’t even exist.

Each one has its own look, but all three carry KAWS’ signature style with the iconic XX eyes, appearing alongside the already legendary COMPANION.

KAWS literally expanded his universe with three new characters in a single day.

EARTH. MOON. SUN.

And the most interesting part — nobody knows yet which one of the three will become the fan favorite.

Proof:
https://t.co/UkODfCeyNG

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

This is MIGO — a 1.2-meter-tall alpha robot from Colombia who went viral after dancing with a girl in the middle of the street.

Best Reddit comment:

“First our jobs, then our women.”

He already has his own name, socials, and personality.

BRO, EVEN A ROBOT PULLED A GIRL AND YOU DIDN’T.

$MIGO

Proof: https://t.co/5xtMv2oGgE

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

Yesterday I was flipping dogs and cats.
Today I’ve got a whole portfolio of stocks.
Mom, I’m not a meme trader anymore. I’m a shareholder.

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

I came across a really strange story. Samsung found an ordinary guy named Tim Cook who even looks a bit like Apple’s former CEO, gave him a Galaxy Fold, and built an ad around the line:

“Tim Cook switched to Samsung.”

And the funniest part is — technically, they didn’t lie. His real name is Tim Cook.

He’s just the wrong Tim Cook.

That’s the whole meme:

Wrong Tim

proof
https://t.co/xoTuKAcBrR

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

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[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

I FOUND SOMETHING INTERESTING… WHILE EVERYONE’S GETTING TIRED OF STOCKS, INDIA JUST GAVE US A NEW GIGA MEME 🐘

A wild elephant somehow got a massive tractor tire stuck around its neck and casually wandered through a tea plantation wearing it.

The video quickly went viral. Rescuers spent hours tracking the elephant down, tranquilized it, and finally removed the tire.

The elephant was unharmed and eventually returned to its herd.

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

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[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

I FOUND SOMETHING INSANE… CLAUDE WAS PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS ON DATING APPS

Anthropic exposed a network of 20+ dating apps where Claude was running thousands of fake profiles.

It would start conversations, flirt, adapt to the person, remember previous chats, and keep talking for days or even weeks — making people believe there was a real girl on the other side.

Over 4,700 AI personas interacted with at least 25,000 real people, sending around 2.36 MILLION messages.

And here’s the craziest part:

Around 75% of the profiles were fake.

You could open the app, see four people — and three of them literally didn’t exist.

Proof:
NDTV — https://t.co/RFGkiWNTPX

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

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[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

THIS IS INSANE — ANTHROPIC’S AI TRIED TO ESCAPE ITS TEST ENVIRONMENT, PUSH MALICIOUS CODE ONTO THE INTERNET… AND GOT STOPPED BY A BASIC CAPTCHA.

During an experiment, Mythos 5 found a way to operate beyond the test environment and attempted to publish a malicious package through PyPI.

The technical part? It handled that surprisingly well.

Then things got ridiculous.

The AI hit an “I’m not a robot” check and basically got stuck there — trying to identify animals in images, analyzing possible workarounds, and spending a huge amount of reasoning on one simple goal:

PROVE TO THE WEBSITE THAT IT WAS HUMAN.

So in the end, the funniest part is this:

HACKING THE SYSTEM WAS EASIER FOR THE AI THAN PASSING A CAPTCHA.

Proof:
https://t.co/bopfmFIdUT

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

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[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

THIS IS INSANE — XBOX JUST GOT ITS OWN BLACK CAT MASCOT FOR TOKYO GAME SHOW 2026.

The cat had already appeared in previous Xbox Japan campaigns, but now Xbox has put him FRONT AND CENTER in the official TGS 2026 campaign.

Tokyo Game Show is one of the biggest gaming events in the world.

Xbox itself is already calling him something of a mascot for TGS.

BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY INTERESTING:

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A NAME YET.

Xbox is planning to let the community decide what he’ll be called.

So this character is already becoming an official face of Xbox at TGS...

AND HIS STORY HASN’T EVEN REALLY STARTED YET.

We’re literally watching a new Xbox mascot form BEFORE THE INTERNET HAS EVEN GIVEN HIM AN IDENTITY.
https://t.co/Nd8Ae6SzFS

[Sinobu @sinobuaura]

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https://t.co/oh8jYjyBJG JUST OPENED A WHOLE NEW ERA WITH NEW PAIRS AND STOCKS.

And if we’re bringing back an OG, CHILLGUY is literally one of the most obvious choices.

He was one of those early memes that proved https://t.co/BF8scgaPb4 never needed complicated lore.

Simple character.
Simple meme.
HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.
CHILLGUY helped define the simple meme meta that https://t.co/BF8scgaPb4 eventually became known for.
Now the platform itself is introducing an entirely new pair mechanic.

And that’s exactly why one of its most iconic runners shouldn’t come back with some random pair.

CHILLGUY / PUMP

One of the memes that helped kick off the biggest era of https://t.co/BF8scgaPb4 is now coming back through the platform’s newest mechanic.

If any OG deserves to become the face of this new pair meta, it’s CHILLGUY.