sav

what are you doing in my swamp

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me and all the tiktok girlies who love joe burrow on our way to protect him since his offensive line can’t

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

In 2023 gyms need to start enforcing policy that if you’re caught taking photos or videos of someone without their consent to post on social media to bully, shame, or embarrass them, your membership is automatically revoked and you’re banned from the gym. Gyms need to do better.

[strawbunny shortcake dolly ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @sakurafraise]

me in mario kart after getting hit with the same shell i just threw

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[brooke @ladyefron]

Sorry I had to

[𝓓✰ @danielaflorezz_]

you can buy a female a $3 bracelet & everytime she looks at it , she’ll think of you . genuine females really are not hard to please , you just have to actually show effort or at least try & show some sense of love

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Change is coming to Texas.

[Abby @workidabbz]

Hear me out, enzo from stranger things is a dilf I’m simping

[JT Clemente!? @JT_Clemente]

Stranger Things 4 is some incredible fucking storytelling

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

This was how Carlin opened the special. He just ran out and this was his first joke.
A real one.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“Our bodies should never be in the hands of politicians. I hope we can raise our voices to protect our right, to have a safe abortion, which is a right that so many people before us have worked so hard to get.”

— Olivia Rodrigo tonight at her SOUR Tour show in Washington, DC

[kemi @kemimarie]

it’s not cute to act cold. it’s not cool to pretend you don’t give a fuck about someone you actually love. it’s not cool to treat them like that either. “going cold” isn’t cool. it’s a turn off. show up for the relation or don’t.