shake a poor sinner’s hand 🧞‍♂️

karmic debt relief

[abby 🪏 @daftabby]

When King Ghidorah was beating the shit out of Godzilla

[Tatum 🐉 @tatesthegreat]

mfs finding out it's ppl out there that's actually crazier than them is one of my favorite things to witness

[ness 🍁 @nessasleone]

now THIS is innovation that excites

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

The white house tweeting “he’s still your president” in the same way that a loser ass man will say “still fucked” is…something lmao

[︎༒ @bhuksy]

IDC IF YOU CELIBATE OR ABSTINENT

GRAB THE NEAREST PERSON AVAILABLE AND DO YOUR WORST

ABORTIONS ON ME

[Reina (kh1 finished) 🏳️‍⚧️🖤🗝 @OnTheR3iDown]

ALL MY NIGGAS, U LISTEN TO ME!!!

IF U HAVE ANY WHITE PEOPLE IN UR LIFE, ANY WHITE COWORKER, FRIEND, OR PARTNER IN UR LIFE!!!

GO INTO THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS RIGHT NOW!!!

AND TAKE OUT ALL THEY MONEY FOR REPARATIONS!!!

THEIR MONEY IS UR MONEY!!!

AS OF RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

“FIRST BLACK…”
“FIRST NATIVE…”
“FIRST LATINA…”
“FIRST WOMAN…”
“FIRST MUSLIM…”
“FIRST TRANS…”
“FIRST GAY…”

[👩🏾‍🦳 ghetto glow worm @valyrianaries]

TO THE FIELDS!!!!!!

[James @onedrland]

Seeing this turnout really let’s me know how fucking useless you all were in 2024

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

This is genuinely frying me.

[TINASHE @Tinashe]

@PhillyJanet Yall can go ✌️

[lane⋆.ೃ࿔* @ilovelying333]

she is so real #respect

[hel b nasty☆٩(о´∀`о)و☆ @p3achcakegirl]

i'm so excited for this weekend me and my hg's are sucking everybody dick this weekend it's just gonna be liquor and dick no food no water idgaf

[✭ val ✭ team doom @westsidemanii]

HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

“woman to woman” with a 10 year old girl… mothers of daughters really need to start curb stomping you boy moms

[#14 🏆 Sasuke🏂🇮🇶 @alawi_atm]

Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”

[t rist @tristfuled]

When ur friends are also down to beat the dead horse some more

[🌷 @taiwo2turnt]

Flavor enhancer of 95% of dishes btw

[echoes‼️🇬🇭🇳🇬 @Nyranigga]

You all have LOST your minds