Siobhan

obsessed with myself

[Siobhan @sio_jayy]

I’m lis for a lekker coloured party. Like in a hall. Someone’s uncle’s 50th. “Hey” by Fatima Rainey playing and I’m jazzing with my dad. Wholesome stuff.

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[Siobhan @sio_jayy]

That obsessive compulsive URGE to triple check that you have your ID before boarding starts, during boarding and even after you’re seated lol 🛫

[Mandc 🇸🇿 @Lordpriest5]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Chrome Hearts @tom_papers]

The name 'Tokyo Sexwale' is up there with bo 'Yves Saint Laurent'. 🔥

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

every time I buy a new notebook there is a brief but powerful moment where I genuinely believe I am about to become the most organized human alive

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

Stop leaving your kids around old folks all the time 😭 I asked my nephew how old he’s turning and he said, “If the Lord sees fit, I’ll be 9 in June.

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Queen Elizabeth was gatekeeping the Knighthood crazy.

Charles became King and said he’s just gonna knight all the mandem for properly repping the ends.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[GhanaBoy Ni3🇬🇭 @ghanaboynie]

South Africans stated illegal immigrants should exit South Africa by June 30th. That should have been the end of it, because illegal immigrants are not supposed to even be in their country. So why is the entire continent making this bigger than it is?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[The Lord Of The Wings( Lisa) Arsenal Biggest Fan🏐 @WhyUfikelate]

If Mkhwanazi never took the stand, men like this would have been buried by the systems.

We thank all the patriots who are standing up to save South Africa and South Africans
SAPS
Gen Mkhwanazi
#MadlangaCommision

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time:

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Nondaba🇿🇦 @ShweleNgelosi]

South Africans can even fund the MadlangaCommission if needs be.That's how serious we are!Ramaphosa mustn't try us.
#MadlangaCommission

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Nkosiyethu Dingiswayo🇿🇦 @McKay_Dingis024]

Our ancestors fought for this land. Now we're expected to surrender it quietly for 'continental unity'. Not happening. This is our home, protect it or lose it.

[Tomi Rikhotso @TomiRikhotso]

I think South Africans have finally reached that “mad enough” stage. Keep fighting, the pressure will force government officials to do their jobs. These corrupt people have gotten away with so much for so long, we are tired!!

[Buyi @zynnitta_true]

Is there a way to boycott paying SARS ?