Siobhán Maher

I’m probably cooler than you

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Petition to get rid of the unicorn emojis. If you got a random unicorn in a message from me- No you didn’t.

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Me on Saturday night vs Me on Tuesday night are not the same person.

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Some fella told me last night that I looked like Wednesday Addams and honestly that was the best compliment I’ve ever gotten

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Looking through the door peep holes is so ominous

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@BolgerWillie Well for some

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Do you ever just look at your friends and think Damn, I need to get some uglier friends

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@BolgerWillie Ahh yes the classic scent of old ladies 😂😂

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That powdery perfume old ladies wear ruins my day when I smell it. You know the one

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January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

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Controversial but thunder and lightning is the best weather and nothing can convince me otherwise

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Mam on FaceTime - “you got a Tan!”
No mother, you’re mistaken , I’m actually .. ✨ Jaundiced ✨

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Living in Sydney is the equivalent to being on a J1, expect the J1 is on steroids and now we get hangovers

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Since when do we give a fuck that we’ve pissed off the English?
Awful to see the Women’s Irish football team apologise for singing what is in fact, a great tune

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I’m so impressed with the new contraceptive scheme coming into place in Ireland, a positive step forward in women’s health 💕

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I’m working in Australia hospitals for two months now and I am still super uncomfortable with people wearing shorts in work. Sir, put your knees away

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@PMc276 Emigrated Irish nurse here
It’s so hard to leave but we’re forced to leave. Why stay in a role that takes and takes from us and still continues to ask for more
I had nothing left to give

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Andrew Tate and all the Wish versions of him need to get the fuck off my social media. My blood pressure is through the roof

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“I made dinner” and by made I mean, I put a ready made meal in the microwave

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I love when people put up nice instagram stories and tag me in it. Watch me repost your time and effort and claim it as my own 😎

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For anyone who follows me on Insta or Snapchat, I moved to Australia. So no I’m not drinking heavily at 9 in the morning , I’m drinking heavily at 6 in the evening. The concern is appreciated! x