Simon OHare

Husband, Dad and chaser of sunsets, sunrises, coffee and gin. Saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned.

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@paddypower Genius 👏👏👏👏. FIFA 98 music, I think ?

[Simon OHare @siohare]

So the chiefs 100% decided before the game that they did not want the Bengals to get into the playoffs & I can’t say I blame them 🏈🧐

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@KyleBrandt Great work Kyle, one of the great films…it’ll change your life!

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@HOMESofFOOTBALL Were you doing a Tony Hawks @thefridgeman ??

[Simon OHare @siohare]

Maybe Gareth knew what he was doing after all 🤔… be very careful what you wish for in life.

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@bbctms just been transported back about 40 years to my Dad reminiscing and singing the Ramadin and Valentine calypso song from when he was in his late teens…great to be reminded of him as I sit here painting the new house 😃

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@HelloFreshUK please can you respond to my DM please

[Simon OHare @siohare]

I have not bought a kit in years but this feels like I just might for the nostalgia…was it 20 years ago or more @untypicalboro as doyen of Boro kits?

[Boropolis @Boropolis]

Beautiful.

#Boro | #UTB

[Simon OHare @siohare]

Wondering how many people in their in their late 30s, early 40s will have switched back on to the beautiful south this weekend after watching Glastonbury? 🙋‍♂️

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@StephenMcGann El Cid is amazing too, huge nostalgia of watching them both with my Dad years and years ago 🥹

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

I’m writing something about the famous field of nominative determinism and would love your best examples. Mine (so far) is the consultant urologist Mr Burns-Cox.

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@UpAndAdamsShow @heykayadams excellent and unexpected @CountingCrows reference at the start of the show on Thursday 🙌🙌🙌

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@FarleyWrites The win makes it easier!!

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

“The players don’t stand a chance.”

One shot. Many takes. One last time.
https://t.co/lLGBdAozNg

[Simon OHare @siohare]

This might be the greatest thing I have ever read, I hope to hell this was for a bet, but marvel at the amount of hubris in this ⬇️

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

Catching up on Gregg Wallace’s magnificently Partridgian My Saturday.

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@packytheblue Excellent use of the word twerp, not heard that in years

[Simon OHare @siohare]

UTB ❤️⚽️❤️

[Simon OHare @siohare]

Very niche tweet for people that follow me but what the hell has happened to Philly in the last 5 weeks 😳 @neilreynoldsnfl @SkySportsNFL

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@JakeBerry Hey Jake, just seen the news that your government are going after people selling stuff 2nd hand for a pittance to fund buying new stuff but not going after multinationals or big time personal tax avoiders!!
What is going on!
Let me know if you think the GE can’t come soon enough?

[Simon OHare @siohare]

@untypicalboro @67_mjm I think it was Bakero and everyone was baffled that it was deemed he was not good enough for us when he had been Barcelona captain for years 🤷‍♂️