Siojkus

16yo kid

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@KireiLoL What about nida

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play league"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "diamond 4"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.

what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"

she said "i play lux support"

and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked d4 with lux support"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher elo

and honestly that's worth more

Study the Saskio way

[tent @tentisback]

soloq on jungle
min 1-4: im hitting some camps
min 4-25: every single mistake my team makes is apparantly my fault

[Memes extremamente errados que te levarão a cadeia @MemesDeCadeia3]

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[Siojkus @siojkus]

@karkajestfajna Co to beta karoten?

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@sechmet_g 😢😢😢

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@sechmet_g @LegendsAC_ Gratulacje!!!

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@byalics Miałeś na myśli do końca roku?

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@karkajestfajna to jak napisalas post skoro nie masz zasiegu plus pradu?

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@sechmet_g WW, powodzenia!!!!!!

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@RajonEsports rel rudy

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[Siojkus @siojkus]

@Rybson__ Wziąłbym udział w akcji mordko, ale szerzenie nienawiści w internecie nie jest dla mnie.

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@KremU_ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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@sechmet_g szczerze po jednym hicie tego ciasta bym mial conajmniej 3 godziny rzygania, pozdro

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@KasekoEB @zamuleklol Świetny filmik przez niego nie moge sie doczekać tego niesamowitego challengu

[Siojkus @siojkus]

@Inspiredlol goat