siomai

show-my. voted #2 burlesque figure in the world. @thepastietapes podcast. nice lady. enfj. economist. fat. she/her. currently on hiatus.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

My favorite thing right now is saying shit like “I’m gonna be Miss Exotic Word” or “When im a sponsored skateboarder” out loud bc when we laugh about that we also need to address and unpack why this is a funny, far fetched idea and alllllllll the layers that go with that.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@baeeraee I’d love one please!

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@pnashjenkins hi! I sent you an IG DM but also shouting into the void here. I just finished FOSTER DADE and I’m having a discussion with my friends! When you refer to Tupperware in the book, what do you mean? Can you provide visual confirmation? 😅 inquiring minds need to know

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@GordonRamsay on WWHL when asked about restaurants or chefs that had you excited you started to mention a Filipino spot or chef but couldn’t remember the name. Did it happen to come back to you? So curious!

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@jennylewis I love you and I am so excited to see you in Milwaukee. I hope you are having a great time! You are magic! Thank you for changing my life.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@BravoWWHL I’m glad they’re talking about @KARENHUGER ‘s tagline but has she been saying HUMP the fence in the episodes? Is that a colloquialism? Like I know what she’s talking about but I’ve never heard it referred to as humping the fence?

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

The average Dostoevsky reader, flirting:

[Steve Inskeep @NPRinskeep]

Hello, Chicago. Just arrived O’Hare.

When I was growing up, Chicago was, to me, the home city of the Blues Brothers and O’Hare was the final destination of “Airplane.”

Now I get to appear at two events to talk of Differ We Must!

Here’s the first- this afternoon, today, 3:30.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

Tonight I get to see my idol, my forever girl crush, my “who do you wanna be when you grow up”, @jennylewis at the postal service concert. I’m so excited I wanna cry. I hope my seat is good? I hope I can get a set list? I hope it’s magical?!

[badass cutie back again @lilcosmicowgirl]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk :(" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express

[j @joyci_schecter]

calico critter strip club i’m losing it

[siomai @siomaimoore]

Dear @BravoTopChef @BravoTV how do I become a diner in the upcoming season in wisconsin? I love Wisconsin v v v much and top chef. Plz.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

Tabi tabi po 😵‍💫 plz don’t curse me.

[🪬 Caleb 🪬 @sethpuertoluna]

fairy etiquette in the philippines, is *serious* business, everyone even in the big city where I live still follow "pamahiin" (superstition)- if you go to the philippines, you'll see people point with their lips as much as their index finger- that's because it's seen as "rude" to

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@ariadelanoche Omg I’m so proud of you!!!

[siomai @siomaimoore]

Ugh NY regret: how come I didn’t take a copy of the NYT with me and pose somewhere so I can caption it “me in the local paper”. Do u think the ppl who saw me looking like a wet mop knew I was in the style section? No? Big mistake. Huge.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

My nyc takeaways are very obvious: wow this place is huge! Wow there’s so much to do/see/eat! Wow I love it here! Wow I could absolutely live here if I had unlimited money or at the very least, a driver and if I didn’t get so sweaty!!!!

[siomai @siomaimoore]

As seen in the New York Times Sunday Style section, it’s me. Please also see: look ma, I’ve made the cutoff for “all the news that’s fit to print.” Also also: wow it’s insanely hard to track down a physical copy of a newspaper.

[siomai @siomaimoore]

@ariadelanoche Sorry 😅

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it