Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦

She/Her I do things. Sometimes I tweet about them. Mostly about board games and #momlife, you have been warned. Also, I sparkle. ✨

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

Well fuck.

That is all. That's the tweet.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@polynoamial Still younger than me by a couple of years. 🤣

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@TVHilton Purple category was stupid today.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"Can you explain this gap on your resume?"

I felt thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@ShouldHaveCat

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

This.

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

We’re goona need this guy soon

[Ricardo Gutiérrez | Anti-Genocide Era @icaito]

BREAKING: The United States

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

Disney's gone woke.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow. Disney+ changed the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark...

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@TVHilton It's almost like it's... ORCAstrated. Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

Yes

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

Do people actually like IPAs or is it a prank to get the rest of us to drink it?

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

The thing about parenting that no one ever prepared me for was the sheer number of stickers that would enter my life.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@ClaireMax Any excuse to break out my favorite gif. Congrats on the nat 20 Intimidation roll.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

As though thoughts and prayers weren't empty enough on their own... They had to go and do this...

[Marco Rogers @polotek]

Oh.
https://t.co/vjFFuYEGKy

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@DiploStrats I love everything about this.

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

It's perfect. No notes. ✨

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

This one is for the Swifties. #Antihero

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

@landruajm Monty the carrier pigeon is still doing well then? Good to hear! Send him my way anytime friend! 💕

[Sio 💗💜💙 🇺🇦 @sionolen]

Welp. Since it looks like Twitter's gonna implode imminently... It's been nice knowing y'all. I'm on IG and (barely) FB. Lemme know if you need those deets. ❤️

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

every couple has one