Si Pengelly

[Si Pengelly @SiPengelly]

Glitch McConnell

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Look, I don’t especially enjoy watching an old man suffer no matter how endlessly evil he might be, but it’s pretty clear that Mitch McConnell needs to retire.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Will @wsebag]

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate's response to Greta Thunberg

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Please give me the strength to eat four billion cookies tonight ...

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

‘twas the night before Christmas
and all across Twitter
we watched Elon drive his stock
right into the shitter

[Si Pengelly @SiPengelly]

No more auto correcting to ducking duck or ducker. Game changer

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The 2022 Headline of the Year Nominees

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[Facundo Pedrini @facu_pedrini]

Esto también es Argentina

[roger bennett @rogbennett]

Incredible: Witness Andres Cantor, Buenos Aries born Argentinan-American Broadcast legend calling the penalty which won World Cup for Argentina. All that is good about sports and life 🇦🇷🎙️🙌

[Si Pengelly @SiPengelly]

Amen 🙏 🙌

[The Killers @thekillers]

Auckland, can I get an amen?

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

How the New York Post covered Trump’s announcement

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

The Senegal warm-up is even better with Ducktales music.

[Stella Mills l SPORT @stellamills__]

It wasn’t picked up on TV, but @rubytui gave away her winning Rugby World Cup medal to a young girl named Lucia 🥇

Weeks ago, she told Ruby her dream was to become a Black Fern, just after her dad let Ruby know she had recently recovered from Leukemia🥹

📸: Peter Reynolds

P1/

[SuperSport 🏆 @SuperSportTV]

Ruby Tui is box office and Eden Park is loving it 🍿

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

it’s like watching a substitute teacher slowly break

[Si Pengelly @SiPengelly]

Weird how I’m not allowed to retweet this 🤔