Sipho

professional button pusher

[Sipho @siphoyt]

somebody get these BANGERS out of here

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

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@flaun7y @gamestop 90%

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@gamestop See you in 2 weeks!

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Gave $20 to a homeless spanish woman and she got down on her knees and was praising me in Spanish and my first instinct was to salute her and walk away I think I blew it

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@GavinTM_ftw I plead the fifth

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@franticcartoon @_heyitstoni_ SHIT IS TRASH. I quit Vegas and started using davinci ~ 6 months ago. Best decision of my life

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Watching food videos while you eat is like watching porn while you jack it

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I’m so bad at this I do it all the time

[blue @bluewmist]

normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen

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Do those spiders that have hair always have hair or do they go through a little spider puberty and then grow hair

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There’s only one reason I know how to spell “amateur”

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????

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@KaineA63 Thank you ever so bloody much

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Amazon delivery saw my dumbass dying cat and said “woahh what is that?”

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Wait a bakers dozen is 13? wtf going on man seriously

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Hydration is overrated af I normally drink 1 glass of water a day but today I drank 14 bottles in 2 hours to test it and I feel the same except I’m now shivering and wasting half my day taking unnecessary pisses.

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Apologize to Mr. Fuzzy right now.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

How rubber is extracted from trees

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@franticcartoon If you’re not good enough to win 75 games in a row just say that pal

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@dan05931 @franticcartoon @PsyonixStudios I’m not Jewish sorry