Joe Sambataro MD

lover of NY sports, scary books and movies, science, and medicine. doctor by trade.

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@CoachJBSports @germaine_damour Damn bro, the goal posts move so much with you they must be on wheels

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@doubleAWilson @MightyFineRiver Goat dropped >40 on South Carolina in that run and the world collectively put their eyes on her

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@CoachJBSports @germaine_damour Yea dude she had the greatest rookie year the league ever saw

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@CoachJBSports It’s only year three man, name someone that walked into the nba and dominated like your asking day 1

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@jasonwhitlock and look how you carry yourself for attention...

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@wnbawanksta Damn racist against the shoes too??

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@GreenPlusAnE It’s time to end social security and let the boomers pull themselves up by their boot straps

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ll take 50 pair

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@kenswift I think she liked the whole Easter egg hunt thing

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@JoeyPettyAss @nuyearsday @omoDnibuA Who’s Brad? Or is that just a racial slur

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@IamANideaX @DKSports She’s shooting roughly half as many free throws as Stewart and Wilson

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@JoeyPettyAss @nuyearsday @omoDnibuA She did, and it was completely irrelevant cuz they dog walked that team and she produced over 50 points in a game that saw the fever set franchise record for most points in a game, so who gives a fuck what her percentages were other than someone trying to find a flaw in that game

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@JoeyPettyAss @nuyearsday @omoDnibuA You see whatever you need to push your narrative

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@TrillKevin @donth8dakid She was all wnba first team her rookie year and will be again… it’s all good tho, the hatorade tastes good

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@IamANideaX The two americas? You’re the one who mentions what color Clark is.

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@Kingron_b They play shorter games too, people don’t realize that you can have a rebound and bucket on the same position… you cannot have an assist and a bucket on the same possession. Points and assists more impressive than points and rebounds

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@JamesooooThomas @ididntfart Rain better reduced sugar flavor

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@TalkMMA @jasonwhitlock Grifters don’t pick a side

[Joe Sambataro MD @sips311]

@nuyearsday @omoDnibuA You must not have seen her run the offense that scored >100 tonight