sipser

im a 1 in 8 billion bcs i have motion 🗣️🔥

[sipser @sipserontt]

BREAKING NEWS: Spider-Man Brand New Day just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in the theatres after watching it for the 200th time

[poop joke funny @POOPJOKEFUNNY]

when bro lets you eat poop out of his butt

[Shmorgvie @Shmorgvie]

tried to kms by putting a ps5 in the bath with me and it didnt even work useless ass bum ass console

[Lockbox🇵🇸🔻 @rando123_rando1]

“Man without fear” my ass

[Deoz Hielos (Yara Yara Phonk arc) @IceDeoz888]

Marvel listo para lanzar el juego de Wolverine y próximamente el de Iron Man

DC con un juego de puzzles para celular:

[#1 Shadow The Hedgehog Fan @RealShadowFan01]

why was Shadow so sad about maria dying when she wasn't even top 20 in the verse

[Stuartgaming @Stuartgamin]

How it Feels Not Killing People

[deepfried @ledumb_deep]

That would’ve been such a batshit jump in scale from homecoming lmao

[D @deeprivac]

Came online to see my twitter crush flirting

[maja 🐾 @Lez_Yezhov]

they got no clue what they're doing

[porce @lightroad312]

2023:
🙋‍♂️ ”hey”
🤦‍♀️ ”i have a boyfriend”

2026:
🙋‍♀️ ”hey”
🤷‍♂️ ”i have a boyfriend”

[poop joke funny @POOPJOKEFUNNY]

Hey @RockstarGames what if when we pick up dog poop we could also eat it like this? 😉😉😉 Take my suggestion pretty please!

[👑Moofus👑 @MoofusHasPassed]

Never tell the world your- *grrrmble* uh oh!

[sipser @sipserontt]

dread it run from it destiny arrives the same

[LowTierGod @LowTiierGod]

Never tell the world your dreams.

[『N1tro』 @GeassReaper]

Don’t run from it dale

[sipser @sipserontt]

@realmillky

[Dexurto @Dexurto]

LowTierGod has finally learned what it's like to become a failure after a six year promise was broken.

[bullseye’s missing tooth @dexwydra]

HIS LITTLE JUMP 😭😭😭😭😭 a scared cat omg