*Sips Tea Britishly*

Just another sarcastic Brit who loves a good brew🇬🇧☕️If you put the milk in first, we cannot be friends🤢 *Christians; I'm not Jesus, stop following me*

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

@DailyMailUK I fixed it for you. #DailyFail

[Sweary the Bear @sweary_bear]

A train leaves Central Station at 8am heading south at 70kmph. Another train leaves Flinders St Station at 9:15am travelling north at 90kmph. If both trains make ten stops each for a total of 25 minutes, VACCINES STILL DON’T FUCKING CAUSE AUTISM.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The Queen could do anything she wants. Nut him. Kick him in the shin. Tell him he's a prick. Then escape in a trump baby hot air balloon. You can't arrest the Queen. You can't arrest someone in a hot air balloon. FLAWLESS PLAN.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Here he is, the big old Cuntychops

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Since @realDonaldTrump isn’t there to see it, whatever you do, don’t make this go viral.

This is what a real crowd looks like!
10s of thousands of Brits who hate Donald Trump!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Ted Cruz called me a limousine liberal!
Oooo!
He's never ridden in one himself, I suppose.
Come on up to Maine, Ted, I'll give you a ride on my Harley. It was made in America before your boy Trump fucked up the company.

[Stop Trump @UKStopTrump]

250,000 people are protesting #togetheragainsttrump in central London right now! #resist #carnivalofresistance #UKtrumpvisit

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

If Sadiq Khan is to blame for terrorist attacks in London wouldn't that mean that Trump is responsible for the rise of white nationalism and mass shootings in America or does it only work when the narrative helps the right wing welcome to my ted talk 'politics for toddlers'

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The best thing about the ridiculous Trump balloon isn't the protest itself, its how much its pissing off the right people. The same people who routinely say people are too offended these days, are losing their shit, over a floating bag of air.

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

. @MattHancock nearly 100,000 have asked you to stop #Murdoch’s takeover of Sky. Please protect a diverse and free UK media by blocking the deal.

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

Totally down to you mate. https://t.co/4OmOeMt3OZ

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

Phillip Dunne: Make Autistic 'Cures' Illegal In The UK - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/z040hhXcuJ via @UKChange

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

[The Dodo @dodo]

This guy wanted to surprise his dogs for Christmas, so he wrapped himself up — and they were SO excited to find out it was him 🐕🐕🎁🎄

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

@tamra_hatfield @INTJutsu @AdmiralJ0k3R @realDonaldTrump That’s also not true 🤣🤣🤣

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@VivaBrownie @Ed_Miliband Are you ok?

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Only one fifth of Grenfell families have been rehoused. In the richest borough in the 6th richest country country in the world, for children who have been burnt of their homes to be spending Christmas in rooms in bed and breakfast hotels is a very, very low point for our society.

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

@nysports000 @5t0ry @GirlPosts Please explain how they’re not?

[ACLU @ACLU]

150,000 of you have contacted Congress today to save net neutrality. Let's keep it going! #NetNeutrality https://t.co/uJyZKuUFi8

[*Sips Tea Britishly* @SipsTBritishly]

@nysports000 @5t0ry @GirlPosts Facts can’t be false 👍🏻