Sir Clapper O’Cheeks

My life is a 5 act tragic comedy

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@Topbin90 David raum being left footed and right handed/ Kimmich being right footed and left handed is blowing my mind

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit 12/5/25!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⭐️ OFFICIAL: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia wins UEFA Player of the Season for the Champions League 2025/26!

17 G/A in 16 games. More goals contributions than games.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia has been named UEFA Champions League Player of the Season! 💫

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit Probably because havertz was time wasting and not in the middle of open play

[Nalin Haley @Nalin_Haley]

A reality show but it’s successful boomers living on $70k a year in 2026

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

Arsenal burnley one of the rare ones you turn off and go back to your day job because it’s more entertaining.

What a dogshit game

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit im not in the ban VAR camp as I think it has a great place in the game when used appropriately. But can’t have multiple times a week where there’s a blatant error (for any teams benefit!)

Feels like 2-3 incidents per MATCHWEEK are wrongly adjudicated. And often over LONG review

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit I have NO idea how that isn’t a red

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit Assuming red card doesn’t help?

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@LauraPowellEsq Surveillance state in 80’s fake IDs were much easier to use. Now businesses face massive penalties selling to minors and minors are afraid of the surveillance state.

“Cool kids drink and party” hasn’t changed.

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@TheBallZoneX Hot start

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit No

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@FIFABrit 4 is much better on MGM. So is 3. 2 better on rivers (know you’ve been nuked there)

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@OptaJoe @OptaSTATS

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

Me pretending to be a Make-a-Wish kid to meet the Opta Stats team

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@OptaJoe @OptaSTATS explain to me in plain English how this is not a shot attempt.

We don’t even need to start on the Gabriel chance off the corner a minute before this

[Sir Clapper O’Cheeks @sir_clapper]

@2Dfut @OptaJoe @OptaSTATS so you’re telling me he didn’t shoot here? Was a terrible one that he shot into his own leg, but how is this not a shot?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FUCK TEAMS.
FUCK EXCEL.
FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP.
FUCK ONE DRIVE.