Jaypee

A man of simple taste.

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

If Le_witch’s husband, Bob Risky and co can post about their degeneracy without feeling shame, I can also post positive things without feeling ashamed.

Na low self esteem I get I no kill person!!!

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

If you see men wey marry the actual virgins, you go know.😂😂😂

No be all those men wey them use period blood deceive wey dy get negative things to talk about their supposed virgins.

A woman who is still in her natural feminine state with no trauma or damage from previous body counts and broken relationships will ALWAYS be the best to marry.

If she frown inside marriage, you need not worry if she remember wetin one ex do am and is now taking it out on you.

I promise you, we all log out and tell ourselves the truth. The difference is too clear. Its like night and day. Everything else is just copium.

[Baba Mo 👨‍🍼 🦡🌵 @Anthonytyga]

I will boast like mad, no be me say make una no marry virgin, it’s one of the reasons i can post my wife here everyday, and nothing will happen.

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Physics (and knowledge) is an amazing concept because there's no way on God's green earth I'll panic if someone tries to open the emergency door mid-flight.

It's literally impossible.

[Fakaikka1🦅🌾 @Faka_ofwest1]

Everyday would feel the same, just same routine rinse and repeat 😭😭

[hoopla! @hooplaaaaaaah]

shame is only as real as you allow it to be

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If you really know how life dey sweet, you go dey grind like mad

[Jaypee @sir_jaey]

@SandraMariaik1 Just dey farm dey go.

[Jaypee @sir_jaey]

As long as you are in Nigeria, always look both sides when you are crossing a one-way traffic.

[Yizzγ @yizzyfy]

I’m very sure those people are in the hospital right now, trying to explain how they got hit by a horse 😭😂🐎

[Rn @premliguefrauds]

I dislike Messi fans that fall for shit like this more than Ronaldo fans.

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

But why didn’t Ronaldo congratulate Messi when he won the World Cup?

[Enzo Fernández @EnzoFe17]

No hay muchas más palabras ni adjetivos para un momento así. Nos acompañaron toda la vida, en las buenas y en las malas, por eso solo toca agradecer.

Gracias General, fue un placer compartir tantos momentos dentro y fuera de la cancha. Sos una parte gigante de nuestra historia, más de 10 años con esta camiseta y te mereces lo mejor para lo que venga. @Notamendi30

Leo. Creo que cualquier frase va a quedar corta. Sos el ídolo de mi vida, pude cumplir el sueño de conocerte, jugar y salir campeón con vos. Solo deseo que puedas disfrutar tu vida. No sé si al nivel de cómo nos hiciste disfrutar a nosotros, porque va a ser imposible, pero solo deseo que seas feliz. Tu legado va a ser eterno para todo el país, gracias por llevar la bandera a lo más alto del mundo. El mejor jugador de la historia es Argentino. 🐐

Los vamos a extrañar mucho y va a ser difícil sin ustedes pero seguiremos los pasos que nos marcaron después de tantos años en buenas y malas. Simplemente y eternamente GRACIAS. 🥹🇦🇷🩵🤍

[Prema @Prema_Chinweze]

I’m sorry, but is this the Ronaldo that wanted to come to Manchester City under Pep Guardiola???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jorge Jesus is a better person that’ll even massage his ego than Pep o. 😂😂 Pep only rates Dr. Lionel Messi.

If he had tried this under Pep, he would have retired years ago. 😂😂😂

He wouldn’t even try it cause by the time Pep tells him “You’re not Messi” like 50 times or asks him to watch Messi’s clips to learn a thing or two, he wouldn’t even try leave Man City faster than electricity travels. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Messi and Ronaldo remind me of Rancho and Chatur from 3 Idiots. One played for the love of the game while the other chased records and couldn’t stop measuring himself against the much better guy. In the end, Chatur imploded and Rancho became the story

Entire thing still feels so scripted man. Couldn’t have written a better ending.

Football has been fair to me.

[Real Time @RealTimeRating]

EL LLANTO DEL DE SEGURIDAD EN LA DESPEDIDA DE MESSI.

[OGi 🐐 @BCNOgi]

@xcalebure Usually when you are speaking face to face with a mentally ill person you just nod along and agree with everything he says/suggests out of fear for your life. Think of Ronaldo as a crackhead with a knife in this situation, for example

[Jaypee @sir_jaey]

If you are exceptionally good at what you do, money will come, walai!

[Forbes @Forbes]

Billionaire Soccer Legend Lionel Messi Plays Final Game For Argentina—See Photos
https://t.co/7s5sJkqQ75

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Genius, Billionaire, Doctor, Philanthropist

[Jaypee @sir_jaey]

@hypetribeng King of melody!