Alan Gordon

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@Marksism__ Let’s be honest, his ‘action’ was for clicks as shown by it all being filmed. Hes not arsed about the alleged racism it’s just more ‘look at me’ BS

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@kalibuzz2 @Sutton1Mr Only nearly every tweet she puts out 🤦‍♂️

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@seanmcdonald01 I think she was the most overrated artist. Hardly heard of her until her problems were publicised then she got bandwagoned

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@CDriscoll99 “Out of office turned on for a week. Annual leave, here I come”

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@PremiershipYrs All professional footballers. Not a bad wall

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@heyits_T @RightSide_Uk Would you take electrical advice from an electrician with scorch marks all over their hands?

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@tomaxyzs “We want safe cycle paths”

“We don’t have to use them”

Wallopers

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@liverbird17 What a collection of sour faced cunts. “Rule me harder system” make sure these kids don’t enjoy their one childhood.

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@DPJHodges If the father had said “enough is enough, make your voices heard” would you still respect his position?

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@TRobinsonNewEra @officialsammyuk She teaches kids? Absolutely dead behind the eyes 🤦‍♂️

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@Mark_LUFC_Rossi @BulletBlueSky2 @sophielouisecc It’ll be like John McClane in his Harlem sandwich board

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@Prestonoldham51 Wiki scouts are the bane of modern fandom!

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@JayQPRFC @WestHam_Central Had no reason to drive like a dick either but how did that go?

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@MikeMendez66 @Mike_RMCF Absolutely

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@Davysom71 @EnolaJon He’s out there because people took his pic to take the piss out of his appearance. Why shouldn’t he milk the offers? 🤷‍♂️

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@AjaTheEmpress You have to say “my cock is my password” in the automated bit

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@SVPhillimore “Cough, Dr Upton. Cough”

Do they still do ‘that’ test?

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@Ian_Reynolds87 I love baseball but hate the caps. Hated wearing them when playing too.

Extra hate points for NY Yankees caps too.

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@CliveWismayer I think he’s decent as a pundit. Looks a bit awkward when he’s talking but he doesn’t have a show meek of nonsense like some of the others