Sir Tomfoolery the Junkyard Romeo

A knight, a chivalrous gentlemanly stoned curmudgeon parody if you have feelings. Known for mean tweets and memes.

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A gentleman will go down into Hell for true love, and by his coming the pit shall learn the manners of Heaven.

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@ibejiggly @Chris2Rue @a1ientheory @customer_jim It’s not liked I marked that it was AI or anything.

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She used to be black but stopped stealing.

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@MrEmilyGDawn Fresh material to laugh at every day. Fortunately and unfortunately.

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No.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Is there anything they don’t ruin?

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So?
H/T @mistressdivy 🫡

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@jayroo69 Multicam Arid

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@thepeacepoet99 Old age works too. My idea of an adventure nowadays is the different Costco.

[Lagarto Rodriguez @BBudsky]

If you put a cowbell and pair of ears on her Kash Patel would want to bang her.

[Darvid 🐢🪶🏹 @darvidosiris]

The Biggest Problem With “African American”

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@DavidC716195568

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@MrEmilyGDawn One day the attention seekers will realize other things are higher priorities. Also the exact same reason all the women are making videos supporting Lindsay Clancy that are getting relentlessly laughed at and ridiculed.

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@sky_roney

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If I had to see it so do you. I didn’t make the rules. Take it up with management.

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@Playteaux1 I have a PhD in thermal geophysics from @MIT @eapsMIT and I don’t have any student debt or live in my car. I do find oil though, so there’s that.

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@OldArmyBroad I don’t know. I smoked more weed and it didn’t get any better.

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@ValleyPrecip Yes.

[Gay Not Queer @Gaynotqueer1]

This quote from 2020 is Stephen King's greatest work of fiction.

[Patton @GeneralPatton83]

Guess what shoes I just ordered?
People are so stupid.
Stay based!

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@DILLIGAF666_

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Don’t care if it’s AI. It’s a real condition and I’m just having fun being an asshole. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this condition and if nothing else it’s a conversation starter. You kids and your fancy mobile phones, internet and text messages you have no idea what it’s like to walk up to a woman and introduce yourself. Maybe you soys do need T shots. Guys. Not girls pretending to be guys. Let me tell you about the time I said “You love me, you just don’t know it yet.” Ask me how that worked out🫡