𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

❚⠀⠀⠀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐏 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐄

modern portrayal of philip crane from 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗶𝗿 𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗽, 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 and netflix series 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗼𝗻. single ship with chem. crossovers welcome. penned by l͟u͟c͟y.

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[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

Do not fret, dearest readers, for a certain countess shall find love again... Bridgerton Season 5 is now in production.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

I appreciate that Eloise, though your brother does not need to change my account. In a way, it's reasonable, I suppose.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

Sadie has been well. Just came home to me yesterday after staying in the countryside with my brother. She has now learned how to open the cabinet where her food is.

[EL! @EMERALDlSMS]

i asked , we shared our findings , and now we’ll be discussing something else ! do you have any topics in mind , dr . crane ? anything particularly riveting ? or complains to share about your fans , led by one professor plant zaddy ?

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

If a duel is friendship to him then I do not know if I can handle being his friend. Saying that respectfully, of course. Much respect.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

You asked, did you not? And anyways, it is simply the truth. I've spoken mine just as you have spoken yours.

[EL! @EMERALDlSMS]

oh .

oh .

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

@EMERALDlSMS @vexingvice https://t.co/BIroJAaBRF free philip crane

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

Still, it's your brother. Oldest brother, I might add. I find it rather uncomfortable considering how he does not seem to like me very much.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

That is.. rather sweet, actually. I do not believe I've ever had people say that about me.

I missed you because you are honest. You do not hesitate to tell me how things are, even if it had the possibility of offending me. And I also—

[EL! @EMERALDlSMS]

don’t be silly , it’s because you’re my friend . you listen to my tangents , bring me coffee at times , and . . . well , you share your office with me . your company is quite pleasant .

now : your turn , philip crane .

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

miss our conversations. It is nice to listen to you talk about anything, really. You are a pleasant conversation partner after all.

Why is it that you are so insistent on the grade being higher? It's done now, I cannot possibly change it.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

@EMERALDlSMS https://t.co/BIroJAaBRF she missed her best friend

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

The same brother who threatened to duel me because of that Whistledown? I'd rather live, actually.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

You said that you missed me first. I believe it to be actually fair if you began listing off why you missed me, no? For verification purposes, as you said.

[EL! @EMERALDlSMS]

of course you missed me , i’m sure i bring joy to your otherwise dull but plant-filled days . we don’t see each other much now , correct , but before i’m inclined to fix that ! i’d like to hear more about how you’ve missed me .

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

That essay did not make good points, ignoring the fact that the title made no sense at all. If it had been done better then perhaps it would've gotten a higher mark and might've even convinced me.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

@EMERALDlSMS https://t.co/BIroJAaBRF bffs who she googles about just to see his photos..... right right 😭😭

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

Is that so? In that case, I shall rely on you if I ever see one of my stolen items being auctioned off.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

Oh— oh. I see. Well, I shall begin to check my phone more often, then. Admittedly enough, I have missed you and our conversations as well. We do not see much of each other as of recent, don't we, Eloise?

[EL! @EMERALDlSMS]

philip . i’m telling you to check your bloody phone because i would like to converse ! unbelievable as it sounds , eloise bridgerton is in fact capable of possessing emotion , and one of them is affection ! i miss you !

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

I do not grade harshly. I give what the students deserve. And if it is a half-assed essay about ‘getting solar energy from a salad’ then they are getting a low mark from me.

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

@EMERALDlSMS https://t.co/BIroJAaBRF HER LYING ABOUT IT?? AGEBVRGEJBE 😭😭 eloise bridgerton you are in love

[𝒫̲𝒉̲𝒊̲𝒍̲𝒊̲𝒑̲ @sircraned]

@EMERALDlSMS https://t.co/BIroJAaBRF from being bothered about washing dishes with him to threatening to auction his plants because she misplaced her spare key to his office 😭