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[The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers]

If you have been trying out rat poisons and is not working, here is simple way to get rid of rats.
This medicine is sold for just 300, you need just a card of it and crayfish.
This rat you are seeing is very much alive, I know some of you will doubt it but trust me .

Just get Alucid and crayfish
Fry the crayfish a little so the aroma will come out well to attract the rats.
Open the alucid capsule and mix it with the fried crayfish.

Keep them in corners or where the rat is disturbing.
After two days, you will start seeing rats as drunk as this one in the picture🤣🤣
Any rat you see that period will not run, it will stand and be staring at you.

You just have to kpai it if you don’t like smell of dead rat or you can choose to leave it to die by itself.

The good thing is that even if your pets get to eat the mixed crayfish, nothing will happen to them because it can only kill rats.
- Aforduko

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@downbadcomment He's a real one

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@fineboykamal 😂😂😂

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@egi_nupe You're not alone 🔥

[Oyè @sirdodos]

Lupe hands down.

[Black Diamond 🖤💎 @B1ackDiamondX]

Let’s settle this once and for all:

Who is the better lyricist between Kendrick Lamar and Lupe Fiasco?

Please explain your choice. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@egi_nupe You're right 😂

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@Joe_brendan_ Whenever I'm in a new relationship, I tell them that I'm a patient person, andi don't demand a lot. However if I notice that the headache in the relationship overshadowed the joy, I'll walk away unannounced. Funny thing is that they're always shocked when it eventually happens 😂

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@XScharo Dope

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@Nwafresh @Wizarab10 😂😂😂

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@XScharo Glad to see you back. Your Bootcamp was missed. So doing this will be fun and dope. Thanks

[BIG MALCOLM X PLAY COUSIN @Omowale99949437]

He's viewed as a conscious rapper by those who don't read, but he's a soft shoe tap dancing 🦝 in real life who gets away with the same things Jay-Z gets criticized for.
-Helped open a parasitic gentrification casino in Queens
-Threatened to slap anyone who wanted to check Gwyneth Paltrow for saying "N*66a"
-Spoke bad on rappers doing liquor deals and then did a deal with Hennessy

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@Gayu_BTC Can we get an idea of which token and the whys for you to bet them. Are the memecoin? Thanks

[Woye @woye1]

Fact: At one point, Coca Cola contained nearly nine milligrams of cocaine in each glass.

[Averroes @d_Advocate1]

The story is obviously cooked up. But the bigger issue is that someone deemed it appropriate to amplify such blatant ethnic propaganda from a faceless source through an anonymous link. The message being pushed is obvious.

As they say, discretion is the better part of valour.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

2/
This law makes NIMC the Root Certification Authority for Nigeria’s National Public Key Infrastructure and Digital Public Infrastructure. With this, NIMC now holds the keys to trust in our digital economy: every digital signature, every secure transaction, and every verified identity.

This is how serious nations build digital economies, and we are building one for Nigeria.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

I have today signed the NIMC Act 2026 into law.

For nearly twenty years, Nigeria’s identity system operated under a law written for a different era. That era is over.

This new Act gives our nation a modern, secure and digital identity framework fit for the Nigeria we are building, a Nigeria on the path to becoming a one-trillion-dollar economy.

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@egi_nupe The only problem here is that it's not done by their fav, hence dem go criticise it

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@Joe_brendan_ 1) They believe it will cripple there chance or there uncle chance of becoming a gov

2) It will put heat on the illegality they currently are involved in

3) They find joy only blaming the president for everything, state police might change that

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@ABUJAPLUG No try am

[Oyè @sirdodos]

@hussainisaiduk @ABUJAPLUG I couldn't have said it better. Women are emotional not rational like men. Small fight or anger, she'll start singing those secrets out