hedda

i’m 21

[📋 @foehah]

me when i get low iron and start seeing spots

[Åsk Dabitch Wäppling @dabitch]

This fake news, he died of 14 semlor! https://t.co/UBLFLgYXrE

[𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 Isobel ❤︎’s Canada @Meowmasterr69]

Okej #sverigetwt viktig fråga. Vilken var den bästa Festis smaken

[Aspen ♡ 桃色心 💌🪽 @Heartz4Aspen]

Whole house abt to lose their mind fuckin immediately when they cut open my wedding cake just to see this

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Men saying that women expire at 30, meanwhile them in 20s:

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Guilty.

[hedda @sirenheadsdick]

hire me as a DJ @ dinmamma

[hedda @sirenheadsdick]

me core

[🍁 @72Breezy]

this is what i imagine people who arent interested in politics are like

[slushy 🍎 @veryslushy]

me pretending the pepsi i put in the freezer for 10 mins isn’t still lukewarm

[glue @glitterglue699]

wait a second...

[𐄯saya @theygoin]

“We really killing people over opinions?”
The opinion:

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes

[𝕜𝕚𝕜𝕦𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 orble🎉 @fredbearfood]

If I had a boyfriend and he made this then I would kill myself in front of him

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

Kafka if he wasn't miserable

[avary 💗 @kyoruyeye]

imagine trying to be transphobic but accidentally cooking up peak yuri instead