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@woofknight We do, and then we go have a break down in the toilets 😭

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@Yoda4ever We want to remember them, but couldn't give a shit about burning their paws, and putting them in pain!

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@woofknight Currently divorcing them, and their mother.

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@woofknight Unless it's to call me a bitch. In which case, 'why thank you! '

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@woofknight I think I'd rather the kitten. It shows you understood me better.

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@woofknight Yes. And I really wished I had the time or the energy for any of it.

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@woofknight Statistically speaking, you're probably gonna be the second 🙂

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@woofknight Perverted Slug Masturbation

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@woofknight I do believe that, that is the entire point of a safe place.

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@woofknight Don't diss it, till you try it!

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@AliciaETaylor I'd have said drummer!

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@woofknight It was one of my favourite films as a kid! . . . Which probably makes me a psycho? 🧐

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@woofknight Always. If I turn it off it means that hell has frozen over!

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@_Alex_Burns_ @woofknight I always wonder, how they know what Big Foot's mating call sounds like?

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@woofknight Who's gonna tell the Cheeto with the toupee?