Ty Bellfy

Professor Pork Chop & Doctor Cornbread Attorneys at Law. Jeffery and Willis Telephone Company. Duddley & Pepper Stockmarket Advisors. Fancy a fruitcake?

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Call me crazy but I did buy a $350 art book 🫢

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Mmm I need to transition before it’s illegal. But idk where to start

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In the end, it’s all just broccoli

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Goddamn I’m fuckin ugly

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@anggiarratana @smosh

Suggestion for next time perhaps?

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BRING BACK CONVERSATION PITS

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@iWILLbecomeCrab THE QUEEN HAS FALLEN

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Americans will complain ethnic foods have too much oil, but will literally eat food that is way more processed.

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@AP

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As much as I hate capitalistic consumerism, y’all did not go hard enough for Black Friday.

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Hustle mentality is stupid

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Business is dumb

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Consumerist capitalism sucks.

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The fact that the power of one horse is not equal to 1 horsepower but instead about 14 horsepower.

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Is she Christain beanie type girl or is she the lesbian beanie type girl. Or is she both. We may never know.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

There's no place like (waffle) home.

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Hi, no I totally didn’t buy almost $300 of pots over the weekend.

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I changed all my tinder profile pics to chairs and lamps

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Damn targeted ads being effective.

[Ty Bellfy @sirentechty]

Me: damn I’m tired of sitting all day at work.
Me: *gets home* time to sit down and relax.