Apocaholic

boy mess girl failure

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

Sukussy

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Fun to see all these anti gun people celebrate a day won by armed citizens

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[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

my cats throw themselves to the floor from the tops of cabinets and fridges

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

I dont like when people throw their cats down on the floor when theyre done holding them. That hurts their little body, stop doing that

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

extremely vivid dream last night where everyone was mad because they did a restoration of Casablanca but changed it so that he says “here’s looking at you, bitch”

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

why do hares always look like they're already taxidermied

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

actually pathetic that no British leader can be against Isr*el, it's political suicide apparently to not kiss bibi's feet and facilitate weapons sales for genocide. Spineless government.

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

That notion that it’s stupid that Odysseus felt guilt — that since he was an Ancient Greek he wouldn’t have experienced “guilt” from war — seems like a deep misunderstanding of what a *human being* is

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

lost 400k on the stalk market i'm gunna crash wilburs plane into resident services

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

very fitting that britains most beloved song is about being cucked

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

i bet this feels good af if you're a mole

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

The mole, released onto the ground, buried itself deep within the earth with astonishing speed.

[Apocaholic @SireSaiph]

many such cases

[Dawn 🪖🪽🚩 | Larping man city @dxrkenedsorrxw]

@ishsulin People are mad about women living?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

[Lynne🥂 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[GoofyGirl69🇪🇺🇧🇷🇧🇷🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇧🇷🇧🇷 @GoofyGooberBoyz]

@Programancer Comparing pre AI brainrot to modern AI brainrot is like comparing your friends home grown weed vs synthetic black tar heroin.

[lispbiftatits @lispbiftatits]

Looking at the local election results this morning

[heather @heatherjaykay]

He's genuinely unstoppable

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@thepeacepoet99 You look exactly like me

[the wizard @sampladelica]

Being 5’7 is so funny bc im objectively short for a dude but shorter trans men will pelt me rocks if I say im short