Henry Kook

Ramblings, randomness, and rants.
Aspiring Onlyfans content creator.

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

Fair warning

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

There is no way my future wife will be a Nigerian.
I deserve better

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@omarisankofa NBA MLM

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The University of Michigan will drop grades for first-semester freshmen next year in an effort to “curb the mental health crisis unfolding among college-aged individuals,” per WSJ

[Pau Troska @paustokra]

En Los Ángeles compran un “unicorn frapuccino” para sacarse fotos en esa pared rosa y después tiran la bebida LLENA 💀

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientific study reveals TikTok videos deactivate key cognitive brain regions.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Florida Republican Mike Caruso, who advocated for the death penalty for pedophiles, has been arrested for sexually abusing and molesting his own grandson.

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Wild how everything got super expensive except an hour of labor.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Release the Epstein files.

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@ParisPhl Look at the lack of rhythm, of course

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@KuKhahil Deadlifts?

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@MotorCityBanter Moneyball type gift

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@GOP__Ls Small government strikes again

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

to be a centrist in a time of fascism is to be a coward

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@CanadianYinzer R.I.P. Skenes' fastball

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@ariniellee Some damn humility

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[Lala the Unhinged ✍🏽🕷🖤🎀 @msliquorice]

the youth seek friendship

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

@JRowMe I’m too poor. 5k buy in for fantasy so the league can share?

[Henry Kook @sirhenrykook]

Where is the SEC frfr

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump Media says more than 10 customers, mostly high-frequency trading firms, have signed up for its Truth API, paying $60,000 to $100,000 per month for faster access to Trump's Truth Social posts.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.