K҉e҉n҉t҉o҉n҉

27. ♑︎.

[maël :)) @angelndyou]

playfighting to soft launch the fact i like being forced to take it

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Of course, he who has a peanut allergy garners my sympathy. But he will never garner my respect. You were not meant for this earth and you are on borrowed time

[Zhephi @Zhephi152327]

I masturbated and played video games the whole day. Looking forward to doing the same tomorrow.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the ego wears off and i realize im still the same kid who bottles up their emotions and starts crying on a random friday night bc the silence was too loud

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

God isn’t real. An old book written by superstitious peasants won’t tell me how to live my life. Gay people have been around longer than Christianity. Religion is just socially accepted mental illness.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Congress just voted to kill the bill that would expose slush funds used to pay off sexual harassment cases by members of Congress

The results were 357-65

Both parties voted to cover up these slush funds

The resolution would have required the Ethics Committee to publicly release all reports related to investigations into sexual harassment or misconduct involving members of Congress or their aides

“We know that members of Congress are using taxpayer dollars to pay off sexual harassment. We just had a member of Congress literally sexually harass a woman that then lit herself on fire and you guys all protected him.”

[Sarah @kokeshimum]

So when our gas and electric, food, mortgages, rent and everything else we need to fucking live goes up again so we have absolutely nothing left, we should all be thankful knowing that Isreal is safe?

Honest to fucking god.
Fuck Trump and fuck Israel.

[deertgirl @deertgurl]

"your gf has u on a leash"

yeah and i bark for treats too

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[K҉e҉n҉t҉o҉n҉ @sirkent13]

A MONTH SOBER!!! 🤟🏼

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

LMAOOOOO this is so real like ur about to make me kms Infront of you

[K҉e҉n҉t҉o҉n҉ @sirkent13]

Situationship hurt me so bad I got sober

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

sex is cool and all but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who's just not that into you

[ᵛⁱᶜ @victimizir]

fyi i do not "crush" i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill

[K҉e҉n҉t҉o҉n҉ @sirkent13]

I’ve officially gone from big hugs to dab ups, it’s so over

[natalie 🖤🐺 @natamari_]

it’s crazy how many midwest emo band singers probably have untreated bpd/ocd. “It’s been three whole years of me thinking bout you every day” oh I’m sure

[K҉e҉n҉t҉o҉n҉ @sirkent13]

3 week situationship crushed me more than a 2.5 yr relationship 🙃