Sir Kumference

Knight of the very round table. Likes pi.

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A fire truck has just arrived at the motel down the road for the 3rd time this weekend. It’s either a faulty alarm or Petro’s cooking fish. #MasterChefAU

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Expect Annabel to go full Hannibal for her next cook now. #MasterChefAU

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I grew up fishing with my dad and am still far too squeamish to fillet a fish. #MasterChefAU

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@jenleeren I miss that! It made the industry feel like a community that the show was a part of.

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Maybe Jess could get Bella in for some work experience after this. #MasterChefAU

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Pat had me with Chambord #MasterChefAU

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Jess! #MasterChefAU

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Sweeeeeeeet Weeeeeeeeek #MasterChefAU

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Dot please move to my town and open your cafe within walking distance of my office. I will single-handedly keep your business afloat. #MasterChefAU

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Noooooooooooooo #MasterChefAU

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I hope the silly billy’s lilli pilli millie fillie stops Dot from going home willy nilly. #MasterChefAU

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Dot should be a protected species in this kitchen. Save her, Robert! #MasterChefAU

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We should’ve had wattleseed ice cream at Coles. #MasterChefAU

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@JohnOSullivan36 @gomichild Haha, no sous vide I’m afraid. I do have an oven with a broken thermostat so the only setting is nuclear meltdown. Nothing delicate in this kitchen 😆

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Won the meat tray at Tuesday trivia so now I’m watching for inspiration on using all this protein! Tonight was a quick pasta with one of the kranskys and cherry tomatoes I roasted and froze in batches in summer. #MasterChefAU

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@JohnOSullivan36 I was thinking curried sausages too. And, ooh, I dug up the sweet potato bed a few weeks ago and still have a good stash to eat so that sounds like the perfect pairing.

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I bloody love Robert Irwin and don’t even care about his cooking credentials. #MasterChefAU

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Stop autocorrecting Coles FFS

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Cole’s had their own cheeseburger pies 5 years ago. #MasterChefAU

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Dot was robbed! #MasterChefAU