sirleaf

c'est la vie.

[Maithya @maithya21]

ukinitembelea make sure umekuja na vitu za kukula ama drugs

[Domskii @dsscoott]

Every woman who says they don’t suck dick will always suck the right nigga dick so if she ain’t sucking yours do the math my nigga

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Sai ukipata mtu anajiongelesha wachana na yeye kabisa, turn yako itafika.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

My purchasing power iko in the pits ajabu can't even remember when I bought new clothes and shoes ni food tu na jug ya keg once in a while.

[Sage @Colly1026]

Celibacy journey aje na unanyonga😂

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Hadi nikamlamba kasusu ndo aone i can do anything make her happy lakini wapi 🥹💔😂

[Njeri @njeri_hln]

Hata ukiwa sura mbaya aje, as long as ukona something to offer, not necessarily money but even jokes, vibes, solution ideas etc. People will like you. Kwanza mtu sura mbaya hufai kuwa introvert, kuwa mfunny watu wacheke wasahua vile unakaa.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Life is a numbers game. Increase your attempts, improve your odds, and stop treating every failure like a final verdict.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

That feeling when you are kissing alafu mnawacha mnaangaliana mnasmile >>>> hurelate sindio? Ju huna mtu mbwaa.

[leelee @liliisntit]

yes, we can make out
no, we can't be in a relationship
yes, i will say i love you
no, you can't see other people.

[9teen:84 @_Mstahiki_]

Saying "I love you too" ukijua vizuri you just wanted to fvck her is insane 😂

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Nowadays when you approach someone and they tell you "I'm seeing someone or I'm in a relationship". You just need to be a little patient because you won't wait for long before it's your turn.

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

"Did you guys date?"
Nah, we just texted every single day, spent hours talking, flirted, acted lowkey jealous, and then just drifted apart like none of it ever happened.

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Pretending you're open minded so she reveals all her hoe tendencies>>

[DI’JA 🇳🇬🇸🇱 @aphroDIJA]

“When politics pays your bills, the truth becomes your enemy”

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

One thing I'll always do without a care is showing favoritism towards people who are always kind and useful to me, and I'll make it very obvious because I don't care what anyone else thinks, they deserve it.

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

This law has saved me:

Avoid the unhappy and unlucky.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

I’m learning that just because i have the ability to help doesn’t mean it is an obligation to help.

[ACE @RealAce404]

If I gained nothing by dealing with you what can I lose by leaving you 🤷🏻‍♂️

[VEE @VEEd60bm]

I have no desire to prove to any girl that im the best option