Sir Loin

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The Golden Rule of Football: if you ever see a last name of a player and think “I wonder if they’re related to _____” the answer is always, without fail, yes

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My bagels jewish
When I was a kid my uncle’s financier would invite me to his private island to snorkel and I once saw the president there I wonder if he’s still alive
Knicks in five

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@CantGuardJose Probably because he moves with both direction and magnitude

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@NoPantsCrunch @WesterosCentral this is something you should be aware of

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I asked my coworker if she wanted to try a sip of my Good Nut and now I have a 4:30 meeting with HR

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

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Sometimes when you gamble your future, you win

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

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Genuinely what the fuck is this custom Dolphins Josh Allen jersey

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Give Justin Herbert a supporting cast and he can’t get across the hump!

Justin Herbert with a super team:

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@_312DARIUS

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Peaceful locker room

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Just got an 82-0 team of 4 Jalen Brunsons and one Landry shamet

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The first banner to go up in the New Highmark Stadium

[Built in Buffalo @BuiltInBuffalo_]

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: AJ Brown had a list of 4 teams that he told the Eagles he wanted to play for.

The #Bills were one of the teams.

Per @richeisenshow

#Bills | #GoBills | #BillsMafia

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@ChicagoBears @EAMaddenNFL @CALEBcsw Fixed it for you

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First in office poop 126 days. It was a good run

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No wonder Russini was bouncing on it this tweet has 500k views in 4 minutes

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

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ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. Brown and Patriots HC Mike Vrabel are reuniting.

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@AdamSchefter

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@Eddiethixton2 @UnderdogNFL Eddie in what world does my previous comment allude to interest in your parlay

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All Eyes on AJ Brown

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Me: I hope my tax dollars go towards public education or fixing pot holes

Meanwhile, my tax dollars:

[MTA News @MTANewsroom]

The iconic green subway entrance railings and globes have been a fixture of New York City for decades. Now they're orange and blue.

And for the first time, the globes are basketballs.

Finals week hits different in New York.

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I am ready for AJ Brown day

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Schefter: AJ Brown likely to be traded to the Patriots post June 1.