Mikey

Finally abandoning this hellscape for greener fields and bluer skies ;-)

[Mikey @SirMikey]

@leaderonlineUK Make that an hour #noLeader.

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Hello @leaderonlineUK,
Is anyone answering the phones over at Leader Doors? I've been on hold with customer service 30 minutes? #yesLeader #OrRatherWhatsGoingOnLeader?

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Ye gawds.
#MyXAnniversary

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

I don’t think AI should be used to make content…BUT…if there were a way for the paw patrol to tell my son by name that if he doesn’t go to bed they will arrest him…

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Idk what people are telling you but I personally think it's really cool and smart of you to hold onto the box your cellphone came in for two years in case of a scenario that you came up with in your head that has never occurred in real life

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

Tories unveil their new election slogan

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Britain, 3023 AD:

It’s been another hard winter, many of the young and old did not make it. But the bodies are buried and the vernal equinox is here

The ancient priesthood of The Treasury gather at Stonehenge to witness the event, and make their annual proclamations. They announce the continuation for another year of the triple lock (although nobody remembers what that is), the sighting of Green Shoots of Recovery, and the imminence of the Return to Growth.

A small band of XR hecklers loudly demand a halt to all blacksmithing, and denounce the Treasury priests reckless pursuit of growth and technology.

The sky above is crisscrossed with glistening lines; they are the orbital rings. Vast structures circling the Earth, built by the North American Federation, China and India.

As the English peasants offer up prayers for their hovels to increase in value, millions of biologically immortal posthumans whip along the great rings and depart for the new colonies in the Oort Cloud.

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Yup. Hate the short sighted and lying Tory government. Respect Wikipedia.
https://t.co/rYm5hlVu64

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

Yes, I’ll have Sir Philip Sidney please.

[Professor Graham Williams @ProfGAWilliams]

Channel 5 has put the wrong subtitles on Ben Hur! It is hilarious!!

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Need some happy? Who doesn't given... *waves arms at everything*. Then how about this:

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

Some bloke takes photos of dogs catching Scooby snacks and it’s the best thing ever.

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Now THAT was a try! #SCOvITA

[Mikey @SirMikey]

@serenastweeting @AldiUK 😂 I'm amazed a drinks company hasn't cashed in yet with a themed version of Cluedo!

I shall have to try their not-but-actually-more-like-lilt lilt!

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Bravo to @aldiuk for walking this fine litigious tightrope with naming. "Professor Peppy. What's the most problematic outcome that could occur?" https://t.co/p7RNiFESmw

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Bastards, every one of them. Special place in hell for these sort of scammers.

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

Where the fuck is this thing taking me

[Mikey @SirMikey]

@catfacewineface Oofph. That sounds hella rough indeed. Glad you're feeling a bit better. I've been meaning to arrange a catch up with us 4 sometime, just for the silly.

[Mikey @SirMikey]

Some nights its a battle for what will keep you awake the most. The stormy weather just has it, but my anxious brain put up a solid performance.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Roses are red. Violets are blue.