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I'm a doctor and I want my sausages

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@jena2626 @BonnieBlue_xoxo Fucking weirdo then aren't you

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@ManuMickey2411 @BonnieBlue_xoxo Michael, this is sick. Stop it. For your own good.

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@NVaginosis @BonnieBlue_xoxo You are fucked up sick bastard.

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@BonnieBlue_xoxo I am not a religious man. But I still feel compelled to say this the most sickening unholy thing I have ever seen.

There is, unfortunately, a child in there who will one day see this

Please stop. Please.

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@Mike_76844 @BonnieBlue_xoxo Weird freak

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@Tenzamugen @BonnieBlue_xoxo You're sick in the fucking head mate you absolute weirdo.

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@Mike_76844 @BonnieBlue_xoxo You're a weirdo. This is horrible.

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@BonnieBlue_xoxo I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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@pipterino That is actually quite reMarkable

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@BBCNews Next up, retired weather forecaster Michael Fish gives his view on the Iran crisis

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@MendaxMagnus @hellothisisivan Cheers for that mate

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@MrWojna @hellothisisivan That is not a bad position to take.

Join a monastery. Sure they have very early hours, but you can tend a beehive and potted plants. And, if you pick the right one, brew excessively strong ale.

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@BenBestSterling @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir Ohh. It's been years since I've seen that. Should watch it again.

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@Zytegirl @tennesseedad22 @AmericaPapaBear He was white British

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@WarwickADavis @AmericanAir There isn't even a seatback screen

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@BenBestSterling @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir What's that?

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@TheBritScott @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir The East Asian ones are superb too.

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@keebsonx @MrLeeArthur @MrBumBlaster @Kadusar @moto26261 He's not though is he. And you know it.

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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc @SarahForRuncorn There are British men who get drunk and batter their spouses.

That's a fact.

You fucking weirdo.

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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc @SarahForRuncorn What does that mean?