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I'm a doctor and I want my sausages

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@pipterino That is actually quite reMarkable

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@BBCNews Next up, retired weather forecaster Michael Fish gives his view on the Iran crisis

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@MendaxMagnus @hellothisisivan Cheers for that mate

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@MrWojna @hellothisisivan That is not a bad position to take.

Join a monastery. Sure they have very early hours, but you can tend a beehive and potted plants. And, if you pick the right one, brew excessively strong ale.

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@BenBestSterling @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir Ohh. It's been years since I've seen that. Should watch it again.

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@Zytegirl @tennesseedad22 @AmericaPapaBear He was white British

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@WarwickADavis @AmericanAir There isn't even a seatback screen

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@BenBestSterling @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir What's that?

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@TheBritScott @WarwickADavis @AmericanAir The East Asian ones are superb too.

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@keebsonx @MrLeeArthur @MrBumBlaster @Kadusar @moto26261 He's not though is he. And you know it.

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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc @SarahForRuncorn There are British men who get drunk and batter their spouses.

That's a fact.

You fucking weirdo.

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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc @SarahForRuncorn What does that mean?

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@ExDrummerBoy @fentonstevens Stop using the BBC then

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@HuddsPrsrvtnSoc @SarahForRuncorn A what?

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@SarahForRuncorn Are you demented?

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@MrBumBlaster @Kadusar @keebsonx @moto26261 I think it might be quite important and valuable for you to know that your X content, and profile photo, make you look like an absolute fucking mentalist.

Think of this as a helpful tip.

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@MrBumBlaster @Kadusar @keebsonx @moto26261 What is a brownoid?

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@Kitty_B_Good @SecKennedy Whither dignity?

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@JadeC31 @tennesseedad22 @AmericaPapaBear Where was the perpetrator from?

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@tennesseedad22 @AmericaPapaBear Listen, Tennessee dad, it was probably just a Norfolk nutjob.

Where he comes from doesn't matter. White British people do abominable things too.

I doubt the poor boy gives a shit where the man came from.

Grow up.