John Pettengill

Half man, half dragon, half beard.

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[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I hope the newly announced “Indiana Jones 5” retells the entire saga from the point of view of the snakes.

[Luis Scott-Vargas @lsv]

As if it weren't obvious, @paulrietzl is awesome. https://t.co/CzXFUfEVF5

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

@Chris_VanMeter Top left of playmat with my commander oriented to the other players so they can read it.

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

@Chris_VanMeter @BCWSupplies Finally finished my Borborygmos Enraged EDH

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

@sprint I'd probably end up using a vacation and visit as many Man VS. Food restaurants that I could. #SprintNationSweepstakes

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

I forgot I had a twitter...

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

Win a Volcanic Island, fetch lands, and comics by entering the @ChannelFireball and @Cardboard_Crack giveaway! http://t.co/mFC82O4L0X #MTG

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

I just filed my taxes with TurboTax for free. #bam #Absolute0 #sponsored http://t.co/zOZWDphkag

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

Things my GF says in her sleep part 2. "You have good military time."

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

I don't think theirs anything more glorious than the energy at a bar on football Sunday. Maybe a unicorn sucking his own dick.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Star Wars’ producers revealed the names of their new characters. One of them is Charles Schwab.

[Hearthstone @PlayHearthstone]

The roll out for Hearthstone on Android tablets begins in Australia, Canada, & New Zealand http://t.co/7xrPgAQgsk

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Did they really get a guy named “Christian” to play Moses?

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

Things my gf says sleepin"we have a strong ethnic woman with a kid. He's gonna get a small mocha latte so might as well give it to him now.

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

Cottage cheese did not help.

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

I cannot sleep. Maybe another spoonful of cottage cheese will help?

[John Pettengill @SirNoNips]

@BlizzardCS Maybe after having a few dozen expansion releases under belt you should know how to do this.