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after dark

[aka @akafaceUS]

An elderly woman held a birthday celebration for her dog, but instead of paying attention to the food, the dog gazed lovingly at her the entire time.

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

This app is a mental illness farm

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Union Street fire story gets worse and worse.

-shop was run by Pakistani nationals
-did not have a legal licence to sell vapes, were not even registered
-owed £10k of business rates from last year (council sent bailiffs after me for being 3 weeks late on a £2k payment.)
-the shop was sold to a new owner only 2 weeks ago
-fire was apparently caused by an overloaded vape charging station. They most likely had multiple extensions plugged into the one socket.
-Allegedy a woman had rented a room for her business upstairs and was due to open for her very first day of business literally the next day
-foreign scammers are already setting up fake gofundme's to try and scam locals who want to donate to help the business owners.

[♡ @Aquariuskuntt1]

Apparently this account was counting down the days until they got see Michael perform This Is It Live in London in 2009, and when he passed they never returned back to their account 😢

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - KISS cofounder Gene Simmons says it is time for celebrities like Ben Stiller and Mark Ruffalo to “shut the f*ck up.”

“People work hard for a living, and they don’t want to be lectured by people who live in mansions and drive Rolls-Royces. It’s time to shut up.”

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

I’ve seen animals behave better than this bloke. The other day I saw a man urinating on a tube seat and now some bloke is rubbing his bum on the pole you hold.

Why ??

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Britain is no longer recognizable. A 17-year-old boy was raped in the toilets at Sheffield railway station in broad daylight on Friday. British Transport Police arrested a 50-year-old man on suspicion of rape. The attacker has already been released on bail pending further investigation.

Police have released no description whatsoever of the suspect—no age details beyond the 50 years stated at arrest, no ethnicity, no nationality, no appearance, nothing. The silence almost always means one thing.

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

She couldn't take her eyes off him. Her instinct was right.

He's a hero.

[ɢᴜʏ @GUYmayhem]

imagine being a fan just wanting your idol to sign their merchandise only for them to film you and say to get away from them…. we made the wrong person famous

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

Never in my life have i seen so many angry looking lesbian women in a comment section. They are absolutely seething. This is 10/10 ragebait.

[Steve @Loverism__]

A woman's life finish at 28.

A man's life start at 28.

Few will understand.

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

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[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

@XpandedTV Oh great, an irresistible night with Miss Piggy!

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

@XpandedTV Another boring night of low effort outfits awaits... seriously guys, do better. She needs to take a leaf out of Carmel or Vixen's book...

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

@XpandedTV For the love of all that is holy, can you please find a way to spice this girl up a bit she is insufferably BORING. A pair of platforms, a pair of boots, leather, latex... literally ANYTHING!

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

Me when i see a dog walk past

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

Says the man that agrees with biological males beating up women in combat sports

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

We're close to Cybertrucks having more rights than women

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

@XpandedTV What is this bullshit? Its Saturday night and this is what we get? Some pound stretcher stacey solomon slithering about her couch for a few hours

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

Everyone too busy shit talking men to notice that is actually a woman's hand. The irony is hilarious

[politickle @misandriz]

this might seem trivial to some but this is how men often disrupt women's fun, take pleasure in their discomfort and then gaslight them by labeling their reactions as crazy or over-the-top

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

If i was her husband, that look she gave him at the end would live rent-free in my soul every single night

[burak albayrak @ulanburki]

Ben yapsam 12 yıl 6 ay dan yargılanıyodum

[Sir Plus @SirPlus_]

Yeah, but we literally can't help this, it's genetic. Getting fat is a choice. If being bald was a choice, the majority of guys wouldn't be bald, that's the difference