Sylvester Quist

God is faithful || Ganyobi || Technology lover || || Project manager || Technical lead || Odadeɛ || @ManUtd

[😎 @_chrisishim]

Exposing FIFA princess

[Davy version 7.5 @Foid_Ear_Biter]

Ah yes of course, squeezing my wife's butt, mind you not because I'm a lustful perverted freak that's attracted to her,but because of health and longevity reasons.

[CR7STIANISMO🇪🇸🇵🇹 @Cr7stianismo_]

Imagina que el mismísimo Pelé te llame LADRÓN.

Por esto Cristiano Ronaldo repetía una y otra vez lo de la conciencia tranquila.

[The Nassr Tribune™️ @AlNassrTribune]

The Cristiano Ronaldo aura cheat code in real life 😭 Danny Simpson was struggling on a date with Miss California in LA until Cristiano randomly walked up to give him a hug in the restaurant. A single hello from Ronaldo completely flipped her attitude from total disinterest to all-in. Off-Pitch assist at its peak.

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

I called Messi the GOAT during the world cup and not a single Ronaldo fan insulted me for my opinion but I've been cursed by numerous Messi fans everytime I say something about Messi that they don't like. Massive respect to Ronaldo FC ❤️

[Mabr3_wiase @_Rholex]

“Winning the World Cup makes you a great player”

Ferran Torres get world but you still dey search striker for market 🤣🤣

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Imagine being 24 and scoring a golazo so crazy that FIFA screams “omo we need a special award for goals like this” hence the birth of the Puskas Award.

Cristiano Ronaldo mahn🐐

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

This has to be mental illness surely? Pierce Morgan? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

“He went to the USA 3 years earlier so he can get used to the weather there”

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

We been don forget this food for microwave 😂😂

[Rexzzy @AFC_Rexzzy]

What did I just watch 😭

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

Cristiano Ronaldo first Champions League goal came after 27 games

He is the top scorer in the Champions League with 140 goals

His first career hattrick was after 147 games

He has the most hattrick in modern day football with 66 hattricks

His 300th goal came at the age of 27

He has scored the most goals in football history with 976 goals

Na una no wan make Pele rest peacefully in his grave

Leave my idolo and let him enjoy his rest

[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Some of you really need real life problems to deal with I promise you. A dude took the time to create a telegram channel and gathered other dudes from around the world in the group and named it "Messi Defenders".

His aim? To mass report social media posts spreading misinformation about Messi. Now one of the guys he made admin took it upon himself to instruct members of the "Messi Defenders" clan to Mass report social media accounts supporting Ronaldo instead.

Funniest part? None of them is from or has been to Argentina before. Crazy times.

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

If the criteria was goals, it should've been Mbappe

If the criteria was assists, it should've been Olise

If the criteria was G/A, it should've been Mbappe again

If the criteria was big match performance, it should've been Rodri

The only way Messi could've won it is if the criteria was stad-padding against teams ranked above 25

[BIG SAM 🦅 @Big_Sam_7]

This was from first 2 seasons
THE GREATEST

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Ronaldo missed the first leg due to covid and Juventus lost 2-0 to Barcelona.

In the second leg at camp Nou—“Cristiano said we can” 🥶 🐐

[Odinas @Uodinas]

"Ronaldo fans want to finish us with his Man united days throwback".

[SPY @spyderrmann]

There’s a way media wants you to perceive the two but if you’re smart enough you’ll understand everything here .

Reporter : why didn’t Ronaldo or Messi vote for each other ?
Messi quickly run to give an answer: oh he thinks xavi, iniesta and aguero bla bla bla ( in short he picked his teammates)

Ronaldo: I didn’t vote I was injured ( you’ll notice how there was silence) meaning they wanted it to be the other way round so bad .

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

Ballon D'or 2012

Ronaldo and Messi didn’t vote for each other. The Presenter asked them why?

[Odinas @Uodinas]

"When we ask for dribbles". Well here you go or this doesn't count as dribbling?