𝓔𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻

[𝓔𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 @sirstinkybinks]

I came up with the perfect drag name;
Eden Disorder. Taken, trademarked, copyrighted.

[lacey @emomommie]

sometimes I use my boobs for Evil

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pls

[47 @47djv]

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[ari @technicoluor]

LMFAO???

[eve ★ @pinkdiam0ndxcx]

how you avoidant at 27 years old bro

[🪲ioomf @i0lanthe_]

Girlfriend called .....DECLINE!! Whore! Busy looking at BUGS

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee

[Kris Valentine @cupids_archive]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.

[𝓔𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 @sirstinkybinks]

when your r*pist suddenly tries to add you on Facebook 6 years after your breakup

[#evil cam ☭ #BDH @gadjiswg]

vouloir t’automutiler puis te rendre compte que t’a 24 ans et plus 14 et que ça give gênant

[𝓔𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓓𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 @sirstinkybinks]

BPD and abandonment issues go craaaazy

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is still the funniest tweet of all time

[Zia @Belas_ghost]

I’m not in the mood to see a single Canadian politician tweet about suicide prevention. Real suicide prevention would look like affordable food, housing and social safety net that actually helps people, not a 1-800 number

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[grace🦄 @fujograce]

The summer i turned chopped and obese

[url ÿ @urly5k]

#real