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These tweets are the intellectual property of Barack Obama

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It’s strange to me that no one questions how Lumber Liquidators can even do that

[♱ @utddahnny]

If you want to hate America watch the news
If you want to love America visit the people

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@SFGarrett Great rebuttal, Garrett🤓you’re a moron

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Might have something to do with the fact that those other days don’t involve dicks in butts🤣fucking retard

[John Saponaro @johnsaponaro]

Fake, performative Christian bs.
It’s 1 night. 1 hat. To show that people in the LGBTQIA+ community DESERVE TO EXIST. & these snowflakes make it about them. If it’s “just about God’s covenant,” why doesn’t he write it on every hat? Why not Mother’s Day, MDW or City Connects caps?

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@DayalSami You’re a hater, as well as a retarded communist faggot

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@buggirl In nature monkeys also fling poo

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@GavinNewsom Tesla employs almost 135k people (the population of Pasadena) and they make on average $152,500 a year

His people live in penthouses while yours live in tents

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@TheNBABase @ramonashelburne Any man who wears the tapered pant, so sock, loafer look at their wedding deserves to blow a 2-0 lead in the nba finals

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You’re telling me the onions in this soup are deadass French?

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@BrooklynGuyNBA Prolly cause he’s literally top nigga and he wants to watch the big game🤣faggot🫵🏼

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@MSG_Rocking Knicks:
-starting 5 median age 29
-swept much lesser opponent
-beat a team whose main ball handler was James Harden by 40pts
-little brother ahh conference

Spurs:
-starting 5 median age 22
-1 game 7 among all starters
-defeated defending champs and MVP of the league on the road

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If the Spurs win #Game7 I will post hole🤓

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@bigivermectin Swap “big fat pussy” with “frontal lobe” and “fucked” with “lobotomized”

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Drop the “links”
It’s cleaner

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

I’m just not good enough for links golf

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@ma1ybe “Let us kill our babies or I stg we’re just going to leave them in trash cans😡”

You dumb evil bitch😭

[Jenna Tulz @davschleechler]

So yall have been getting my emails after all

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@tufpraise The woke liberal mind cannot fathom differentiating between standing up for the tenets of your faith, and hatefulness

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Please God anyone but Bryson. Make Bryson miss the cut, God. #Masters

[Sachin Jose @Sachinettiyil]

"Wherever we are, we find mass to go to."

Cameron Young, American professional golfer who won The Players Championship

Video: Masters

[Ethan @EthanHoliday2]

John after beating Peter to the tomb