Toby Black

you know me the aussie sounding bloke whos not even from aus

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

@mylifeforaiur01 @krackville @F1 I'm glad I haven't been a lifelong Ferrari fan, their strategies at times are fucking agonising 🤣

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Think after today's debacle trying to get oasis tickets a new/old method needs to be tried specifically the model of physical tickets only to be distributed to as many shops and fuck this whole online buying concept off, way too much exploitation

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

What's more British then the passing of a great sovereign forming a massive que in her honour, if there's nothing us British do best it's queuing #GodSaveTheQueen #LongLiveTheKing

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Still so happy with the new toy and the view isn't too shabby either

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Only gone and passed my full motorbike test, not done much in the way of achievements in the last couple of years but this feels fucking good as it's something iv wanted to do for 10 years plus 🏍️🏍️

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Here's hoping 2022 is the year when everyone finally sticks two finger up to either the Welsh or UK governments and says enough is a fucking enough

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Fancy being bollocked for going to the bar to get a pint, where am I? drakefords Wales 2021, fuck the teetotaling control headed fucking wanker, no respect for the Welsh government or its leader, gets the fuck away from my life

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

The all so British urge to start talking to strangers about the weather

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

@Chris_s____ @FormulaNerds @CroftyF1 @tedkravitz Not as many times as he said "if your a sky glass/Q customer..." 😂😂

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

"put me and Valentino Rossi on the same bike and I bet Il be within a second of his lap time in no time" best just to leave a bloke to it when that line slips out 😂😂 #bullshit

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

England are clocking on, how many English are clocking in tomorrow though, who knows #ItsComingHome

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Sat in the pub on my own after my mates have left, gagging for another pint down the road. Here we go table for one (keep it discreet as I don't want anyone knowing I'm a loner)

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Tomorrow is time to vote but as far as I'm concerned the highlight of my day will be the Guinness or 3 on my way home from my polling centre

[LADbible @ladbible]

Me betting on Cheltenham this week:

[Warwick Monk @athole52]

Bring him back as the new Bond! 🤣👏👍😈 #bringbackpiers

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Anyone remember being propped up on a till in a kabab house so out of it that they're pointing at the menu being too fucked to say what they want, yeah that was me before covid had other ideas #formerlife

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

The only highlight of my Day is getting home and sat watching the chase, literally nothing more interesting then that in life rn 🤣

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Bought mum and her partner one of those Alexa contraptions which they're amazed by however at 4:30am I'm not fully sure how next door feel about heavy metal at full volume, then again fuck it, not my responsibility

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

This year iv through no fault of my own/family moved back in with my mum during the first lockdown, worked right throughout the pandemic And that is pretty much all iv done, yeah I'm glad nothing terrible has happened but for 2021 I'm really wishing to live rather just exist

[Toby Black @sirtobyblack]

Never felt less Christmassey but 40 bottles bought with the works vouchers and another 40 from the works kitty all goes a long way to restoring the Xmas feeling