Bismo Funyuns

Tortured cowboys fan, chocolate milk and hawk tuah enthusiast. Real geekers only

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@therealjcon @CSOonX @nocontextcfb @Blutman27 @KirkHerbstreit @UnnecRoughness @rosebowlgame @RoseBowlStadium I see, in the future don’t comment on my tweets with “facts” allow me to be misinformed in peace

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@grimeywonder1 Jorkin it and by it I mean my peanits

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@boomhotdog2 I squeeze it like a gogurt

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@ScrimboSaggins A feel like a 5 year old would have a hard time deciphering this

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@ScrimboSaggins explain the spacex ipo thing to me like I’m five

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Just shook my protein shake without the cap on #balluptop

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Ruined an all time clip by slipping on his ass sweat

[BrunsonMuse @BrunsonMuse]

Cut from a different cloth.

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@DonShampoo4Real Personally I think it’ll be morp bop that becomes the next big thing

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Birdie on 18 (drove the green) to break 90 for the first time I feel like God

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@ScrimboSaggins 2027 frontal lobe develop

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Everyone stand and salute the flag

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@ScrimboSaggins No we are not

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@HawkEmDownChris Leighton Vander-Esch

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Update: it was me. It was my own balls I was smelling. fuck

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

“Hey why don’t I go the gym and air out my disgusting ball sweat everywhere and make it so bad that everyone around me can taste it.” -the guy next to me at the gym probably

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

“Hey why don’t I go the gym and air out my disgusting ball sweat everywhere and make it so bad that everyone around me can taste it.” -the guy next to me at the gym probably

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

@ScrimboSaggins No but we drove around in a 1976 Austrian military truck for 160 miles and went through 4 cases of beer while my buddy did a 200 mile off road bike race. Did I mention we blew a tire and crashed into a ditch as well?

[Bismo Funyuns @sirupperdecker]

Patriot

[coworker @temuchainz]

clock it