presto puss

menace to society

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

good news: i can be happy
bad news: probably substance abuse

[7ayawaana @7ayawaana]

My cigarette needs to smoke a cigarette

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[frayedknot @fookintentacle]

I'll need to watch heated rivalry S2E1 totally alone with the lights off, a fluffy blanket, vodka soda and either a vibrator or gun nearby depending on how the episode goes

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

You’ve met me at a very European time in my life

[presto puss @sisi_bling]

Walked past my work and I didn’t see them I will Kms

[Rei @lickylickyl]

WE ARE SO BACK

[вιg мσмму @adeeloca]

substance abuse weekend

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Cleaning my apartment so the unsaved muted number can come over

[girlie ౨ৎ @polkadoodledot]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔 #SNORT4KIRK

[pueblita ★ @puebl1ta]

tomándome un descanso de los hombres para enfocarme solamente en el abuso de sustancias

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Stop thinking u need to be in a relationship to be happy, sometimes all u need is hoes, drugs, liquor and a night outside

[fxcemyia @thtgirljamyia]

My biggest hater used to suck my pussy

[макс @trashhboy420]

i was born with the sex drive of a frat boy n the capacity of love of a teenage girl so yes i am insane

[Henrry Martinez @HenrryKMartinez]

told my date that I don’t fuck on the first date; just to suck the meat off the bone once we got back in his truck after dinner…

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I do NOT fuck on the first date unless you’re charming or witty or hot or I’m bored

[𝕴𝖘𝖆🩸 @everybodyhatisa]

quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça

[hudcon @hudcon2001]

i don't remember who i was before heated rivalry

[mark @mmarkgm]

we have so much to live for, like doing hard drugs overseas

[#1 addison rae enthusiast @pinkbagpum]

who the fuck roofied my 8 ball of coke and gram of molly and gram of k and liter of vodka

[yvo ☀︎ @storrieunfolds]

his facial harmony is genuinely sickening, you know it was meticulously crafted from his widow’s peak down to his cupid’s bow