Fat Bob

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#bbcfootball The Frank Lampard Bowl.......winner gets an onion ring

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#bbcfacup Good selection of classic Manc tunes being played at Spotland - James, Inspiral Carpets, Happy Mondays et al.

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#MastersSnooker Shaun Murphy hanging out before the final.

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#bbcsnooker Fat Beavis has started well. #MastersSnooker

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#bbcfootball How do you solve a problem like Di Maria?

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#bbcfootball Does Messi still get dressed by his mum?

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#bbcfootball Top two scorers at the World Cup don't make the team of the year. Brazilian centre-backs do....did FIFA watch the World Cup?

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#bbcfootball Hahaha, Brazilian centre-back pairing in the team of the year! Did FIFA not watch the World Cup? What cranks.

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#bbcfootball Academy products?! All United's players were bought. The cheapest on show being Cris Smalling - and he cost £8million

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erm...Robbie....United don't have any academy products in their line-up. #bbcfootball

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#bbcfootball Great bench-strength there, Tom 13:10 - one injury and you have to bring on a 19 year-old, who's played less than 10 matches.

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@mbell88 @BBCSport Indeed - and City's - Aguero, Kompany, Kolorov, Sagna, Lampard

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#bbcfootball I think you'll find that City's bench yesterday was better than Arsenal's - Kompany, Aguero, Lampard, Kolorov, Sagna.

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@LegiaWarszawa As a Polonia fan I can't believe i'm saying this, but I agree - you were cheated. Now i'm off to wash my mouth with bleach.

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@MichaelVaughan Lovely day, as ever, over here. Don't forget your factor 50 & budgie smugglers.

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@flintoff11 @RobbieSavage8 Poor lad! Looks like Savage is inflicting him with his hairstyle. I'm ringing Childline.

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@Swannyg66 .....and Timmy Mallet got your suitcase, did he?

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#bbcworldcup enjoyed watching that pig ugly Brazilian team get their comeuppance. What's German for schadenfreude?

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@henningwehn Not even FIFA nor Referinho could stop you tonight, Wow!

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#bbcworldcup Quite obvious now that Neymar was the lipstick on the pig that is Brazil.