sister richard

thinking (not very hard).

[sister richard @sisricky]

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[sister richard @sisricky]

family guy is the only show where u arent allowed to skip the intro

[sister richard @sisricky]

anthony bourdain would hv loved to watch me eat these wings

[sister richard @sisricky]

@willijam4u @alec__olsen intuition baby. if u dont get the shake at portillos u r doing it WRONG

[sister richard @sisricky]

save me mcdicks breakfast

[sister richard @sisricky]

bro my bar regular just told me i was too old for video games stfu. arent u too old to not be in a nursing home smfh

[sister richard @sisricky]

@LRNROSE one time i was high af at some small club in college and there was like nobody there except my friends and staff passing around cheesecake samples

[sister richard @sisricky]

@SydGage32 i notice that shit to this day

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@bo_property CLEARLY

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yoo wtf they serving at the sushi restaurant

[sister richard @sisricky]

i have been told on multiple occasions that i look like a tim burton character and im not really sure how im supposed to take it

[sister richard @sisricky]

its come to my attention that @Costco doesnt sell churros anymore… what the fuck

[sister richard @sisricky]

just found out totalwine carries spiked baja blasts. who trynna fuck some shit up

[sister richard @sisricky]

@audiohymn @WarbyParker fuck warby parker. they didnt tell me tht they didnt accept my insurance until AFTER the appointment

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how is it only thursday, should at least be friday afternoon

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imagine this: 4 way stop, but its my turn to go. u go instead and cut me off. i lay on my horn. u flip me off. so im the idiot huh?

[sister richard @sisricky]

@xtinee this wordle looks really hard