Wanda Maximoffs Dairy Intolerance

[Seth @holzawn]

Audrey Hobert to David Bowie, Michael Jackson, and Prince

[motopapi @purehoneiii]

instagram story getting 31 likes

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

“it’s giving chicken sandwhich”

[Godgela Defender | #Drewther @bbgodgela]

“if my future daughter brings a boy home” son or “girls used to throw their underwear at your 80s teenage popstar dad” daughter

#BB28

[Joe @TheHeartsRising]

The way nolan could never write a script as half good as anora

[solar power @ELLAYELICHSTAN]

This is a profoundly beautiful description

[lana @lavillanelleee]

i think about this a lot

[wes @w3s_world]

wore the wrong underwear today and my balls just fell out at the gym

[E @notethanbogard]

I unironically wanna see the movie about the one night a year single people can fuck

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pre-heating my oven

[noah @i_n0ahguy]

this left me speechless

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

how it feels to share a vape with your coworker

[alex @rikeoughs]

riley keough i'm engraving your oscar as we speak

[angele @yaoiangele]

feeling out of place everywhere u go

[টaara🕷️ @taarafilms]

steve rogers:

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[Nick @SleepyyNick]

being consistently late by a few minutes to work but playing it off when i see my coworkers

[Klair-O-Spinach @ClairoSpinach]

No shade but as I’ve gotten older, I literally have 0 empathy for people like this I don’t really care

[elliot @elliotconk]

Bi panic is not knowing which one you want more 😭🤷‍♂️