Sistine Chimney

Finally - my big day is here! Stick with me and I'll share what I hear echoing from the rooms below.

[Dawn Bricker @dawnbricker]

@sistinechimney so your thinking semi-retirement ? Maybe a decade off write your memoirs, take up aerial photography ?

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Well, I've done the heavy lifting! "@PaulaJo428 @SistineChimney There is another Sistine Chimney on here coming up with stupid crap now1'

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Nope - Disney is a No Smoking location - I'm gonna stay put. "@blr333 @SistineChimney Are you headed to DisneyWorld now for some vacation?"

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

CARDINAL BERGOGLIO, COME ON DOWN!! You are the next Pope on 'The Church Is Right' !! #Conclave #NewPope

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Taking a bit longer than usual to dress the #NewPope .. seems the angels want to wear his red shoes. #Conclave

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Don't look at me!!! "@BuzzFeedNews CBS News: Of the 115 Cardinals involved in the #conclave, 17 have Twitter accounts."

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Don't forget Blanche! "Among most frequently used Pope names: Benedict, John, Pius, Leo, Gregory, Innocent & Clement http://t.co/qZWLhU6fCr

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Leave the money on the dresser... "@PennyappleMrs @SistineChimney that's it? You just blow smoke and go?"

[NBC News @NBCNews]

In case you missed it: white smoke pours from Sistine Chapel; new pope elected (GIF) http://t.co/GDfeONgkJa

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

Ha! Ratzy asked the Cardinals if he could take the balcony just for giggles. He slays me. #Conclave #Vatican

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

I like the way you think @juanlozano70 @SistineSeagull

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

It's ok - with this 15 min of fame I'm bound to get a contributor slot over at #FoxNews "@SistineChimney sorry your job didnt last longer"

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

As the smoke begins to fade - I want to thank the little people that made it all possible. Wait - they're all little from this perspective.

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

NEVER! I might run for office now! #Conclave #Fame @juanlozano70 @SistineSeagull

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

for those wondering - those cables holding me up are 'cause I got a severe case of Vertigo .. can't wait to get down

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

The cardinals just asked the new pope "With what name do you want to be called?" -- his response? "Pope Alopa" .. funny guy!! #Conclave

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

um ...guys? how long do i have to do this? ... guys? Hello?

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

It's not over until I smoke ... oh wait. OH NO!! IT'S OVER!!

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

I'll save that answer for another time - Ha! "@SistineChimney How does it feel to have white stuff gushing inside of you?"

[Sistine Chimney @SistineChimney]

This reminds me of the time I spent one summer at Studio 54 years ago ... now THAT was some white smoke... #Conclave #PopeWatch