Roni

Stevens Institute of Technology '21 | 🇺🇸 🇵🇭 | gamer, engineer, wannabe surfer dude

[Roni @sistosor]

me showing up in Mobile after American Airlines cancelled my flight three times

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

asking a guy in the bathroom to spot me

[Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker]

Robert Pattinson is so great, makes everything he's in better. If only he could appear in every movie, like if there was a way to make as many as seventeen versions of him, or even more

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[Roni @sistosor]

@FloLwaq @BaerliLover ghost and nimbus cloak go crazy here

[Roni @sistosor]

how i looked while waiting for my coffee as the late 50s wawa employee spent a minute straight laughing when my order number was 567

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[Pompmaker1 @pompmaker1]

me in japan flicking my mobile data on and off to conserve it like it's runescape prayer points

[nano @gncfosho]

why do you as a man want "top seed"? 🤨

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Here is the "I Want It That Way" scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine Japanese Dub. (Yes, the VAs actually sing the song)

[zo @w1tvh]

do you guys think blood clots are boba for vampires

[Roni @sistosor]

@Hybridathlete how about swimming with one?

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

[Roni @sistosor]

@ExtinguishedEng @peterrhague because when Starship Troopers does it, people
immediately reject the idea that it mocks fascism "because why portray the victims as bugs?"

[47 @4T7VN]

call me nasus the way that i bark when im wither

[facial @facial6lock]

sex is cool but have you ever streamed your games for a girl and she blames your team when you lose

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

For a guy supposedly called my "brother" I've never seen him make broth even once

[Roni @sistosor]

@lt_jangle @moultano this is the backdrop of Gears of War